What is the funniest comment your child ever said.? I have a five yr. old, first child, and she does not believe in holding her tongue. It has gotten so bad that we have to warn her not to talk until we get out of stores. At first I thought it was funny, but now she just talks to much.
For example, we were in the store and a lady next to us bend over to get snacks and my "5 yr. old" says, "Mom why everyone have fat behinds? Then she goes she REALLY have a fat behind." My mom believes she has a older person spirit. Tell me about your wonderful children. Is this a phase she will grow out of?
Please answer from experience not from guessing. "THANKS!"
2006-08-17 20:01:26 · 7 answers · asked by Miss. Tee98 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Something new just occured - I asked my daughter why her socks were so dirty and she said she do not know. I told her not to take her shoes off when she goes to people house.
A couple of days later, she went with her dad to his grandmother house and her grandmother told her to take off her shoes and get comfortable. She told her she can't because her mom said that these floors are disgusting.
Lets just say I can't visit..
2006-08-19 04:07:04 · update #1
lol that sounds just like my 5 year old girl! She is definatly an old soul.
My girl says the funniest things each & everyday, but the funniest has to be when we were on a train. There was an elder lady sitting in the seat accross the aisle from us & was trying to start a conversation with my Jess & Jess turns to me 7 says "Mummy, why do all old paople try & talk to me. Don't they know that I'm just not interested in their boring stories"
lol, I had to move her away after apologising profusly to the lady for the innocence of my girl!
lol, I'll be watching this question to see what other parents have to say! Kids say the funniest things at the most inappropriate times!!
Another, there was an old man my mum was friends with last year but Jess decided to call him the old bugger! omg was my face red!!!
2006-08-17 20:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs D 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My nephew was from a farm family. He was involved with 4H and understood cattle breeding, and anmal husbandry. Basically finding the best traits of the animal and breeding them to encourage the trait.
He was at a family reunion of Norwegians and the old men were bragging about their heritage. "I'm 75% Norwegian...I'm 100% Norwegian, etc". The kid was not to be outdone and said that he was 100% Norwegian, but was told that his father was 1/2 German so he wasn;t 100%.
He thought for a second and said "How long do you think it will take to breed that out"
2006-08-18 03:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was standing in line with my then 3- 4 year old daughter at a local pharmacy. Obviously, the line was long and she comes over with a container of Vagisil- feminine powder and says,out loud..nice and clear...
"Mommy, you have this home". It was funny and embarrassing at the same time. Some people laughed and the others smiled. LOL...
Yes, she will outgrow it. : )
2006-08-18 03:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I work in a residental care facility for the elderly. We have a cat that lives there, as well. The cat has a crooked tail from an
old injury. A little girl that was visiting the facility one day saw the cat's broken tail and asked if that was the reason for him being here.
2006-08-18 03:10:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
everyone grows out of stuff-as a child when i first saw a black person -i asked my dad are those chocolate people-around 4 years old-and now i call the ladies that are nice chocolate princesses-or chocolate angels-so i grew up-so will she -girls say i got a cute butt-but i keep Jesus first and dont talk about their butts.
2006-08-18 03:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea it is a phase give it time she will get over it soon enough
2006-08-18 03:58:30 · answer #6 · answered by caret8ker 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i was in grade school, my parents once asked me what i learned in school today.....my awnser was "this girl ****** me"
there jaws hit the floor, and they asked again..
i responded the same way..
my teen sis, asked me what she did to me, and i demonstrated by flipping her off......and saying "**** you"
2006-08-18 03:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by K E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋