I was unable to get up from the computer and I made doo-doo in my pants. Now it smells really bad. Will you say a prayer for me. Will God ever forgive me now?
2006-08-17 18:40:26 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
at your age, it's quite common to have such an accident.
next time, please wear an adult diaper. you can doo doo and pee pee whenever, wherever you please.
God bless.
2006-08-17 18:47:23 · answer #1 · answered by St. Anthony of Y!Answers 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your Either A Kid Hiding Behind An Old Man Or A Sick F ing Freemason Scum Bag Prick With Nothing Better To Do But Be Vulgar Wile Calling The Common People Vulgar In The Process
Idiot
And You Call Yourself Christian
Forgiveness For Disgracing The Spirit What Do You Think
2006-08-17 18:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He forgives all sins - but your real sin is not the doo-doo, it's the fact that you wouldn't get up from the computer - that sounds like an addiction or an idol before God - that's the sin. Think about it.
2006-08-17 18:45:24 · answer #3 · answered by dph_40 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
first of all is this question a joke or is it serious? 2nd why were you unable to get up from your pc? are you addicted to your pc? 3rd doo doo in you pants? try using adult diapers. 4th smells bad, are you unable to go to the toilet and clean yourself up? 5th pray for you? for what? for doo-doo in your pants? yes its been done and lastly 6th no matter how stinky you are (even as a sunk) God still forgives you if you ask for forgiveness and not just sit there and ask us to pray for ya....
2006-08-17 18:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think god will forgive the doo doo undies, what I think He will have a hard time with is you eating it.
2006-08-17 18:50:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God can forgive anything. If you were unable to get up you have nothing to feel guilty about. I have reoccurring intestinal problems. When I am having a bad time I have had accidents and has to clean them up. I do not feel guilty as I have no control when things go wrong in my body.
2006-08-17 18:48:23 · answer #6 · answered by sweetienugent 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, my son. But you must say 100 Hail Marys and 250 Aves.
2006-08-17 18:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
only if you eat your pants...then like when your mom used to make you do it just do what comes natural ...masturbate in the doo-doo
2006-08-17 18:54:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our God is a God of unwavering love, compassion and mercy. When Jesus died on the cross, he said "father forgive them for they know not what they do." God will also forgive you for mocking Him if you ask from your heart. You know not what you do. God Bless
2006-08-17 18:59:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A doo doo!!!! You better wipe that *** and go beg for forgiveness!
2006-08-17 18:44:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I can make doo doo on your face.
2006-08-17 18:52:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋