So there are three men arguing who's car best matches their job and lifestyle.
So the first man says, "I've got a good one. I'm an astronaught and I drive a Saturn."
The next man says, "Oh, I've got you beat. I'm a pimp and I drive a cheap Escort."
The third man laughs out loud and triumphantly states, "Oh ya, well I'm a proctologist and I drive a brown Probe!"
2006-08-17 18:20:44 · 22 answers · asked by KiKi Jo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And the fifth man exclaims, "That's nothing! I'm a geologist and I drive a Geo Prizm*!
*Don't know what a Geo Prizm is? Here it is!
http://www.hugchou.org/hugh/geoprizm.jpg
2006-08-17 19:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by Ammy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says,
"Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take
you to the chemist and get you some special cream
for your eyes and you will be able to see in the
morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream,
and went home, all the while the little girl was
getting more and more excited at the prospect of
being able to see again. Once they got home, the
mother put the cream on the little girls eyes,
wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her
to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled
into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted
"Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will
be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages,
taking her time, and all the while the little
girl was getting more and more excited. Once they
were off the little girl said
"But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"
2006-08-18 02:18:59 · answer #2 · answered by Free 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy owns a gun shop.... drives a Magnum or a Caliber
A chemist drives a fors Fusion
A cowbor/ rancher drives a Mustang or Wrangler
a linguist drives an Accent
a Navigator drives a Compass
Astronomer drives a Zepher, mercury, saturn, eclipse
Sailor.....Mariner
Ghost hunter ..... A rolls royce Phantom
Park ranger......forester
2006-08-18 01:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by cindy1576 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show you that some people take their jobs to far! By the way I drive a Mustang! Tweety needed a pony.
2006-08-18 01:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by tweetyb_76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Cute!
2006-08-18 01:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by Samantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i were a car id be.... Paris Hilton said "having sex with 12 other cars"
2006-08-18 01:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a nice one by the way i drive a Porsche ....
2006-08-18 01:46:17 · answer #7 · answered by Genius__me!!!!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the 4th guy says "i'm a co-pilot and i drive a lincoln navigator" ha ha ha ha
2006-08-18 01:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by cage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DON'T GET THE THIRD MANS PART
2006-08-18 01:24:56 · answer #9 · answered by Precious 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice â¥
2006-08-18 01:23:20 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋