There were 3 men in an airplane. 1st man threw an apple out the window and it fell and hit a boy on the head. Someone asked the boy, "why are you crying?" He said, "an apple came out of the sky and hit me on the head".
2nd man threw a banana out the window. It fell and hit another boy. Someone ask the boy, "why are you crying?" The boy said,
"I slipt on the banana, fell and hit my head".
3rd man threw a bomb out the window. A woman was laughing. Both boys asked her, "why are you laughing?" The woman said,
"I farted and my house blew up!"
lol, what do you think?
2006-08-17 17:36:52 · 47 answers · asked by Cherries 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know, planes have windows but they do not open...my daughter knows that too! IT's A JOKE!!!!
2006-08-17 17:44:10 · update #1
Thumb's up for your daugther...
2006-08-17 18:13:47 · answer #1 · answered by pn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive got a better one, Three ******* are riding in a car, but they are not screwing eachother or anything like that, they all have different boyfriends. Anyway, they end up crashing their car and all dying. So the three boyfriends need to figure out what to do with their bodies. The first boyfriend said he wanted to bury the body. The second boyfriend said he wanted to freeze the body. The third boyfriend said he wanted to cremate the body and put it in a bowl of chilli. The other two boyfriends asked the third one "why would you want to put your boyfriend in a bowl of chilli?? Thats so silly!!" the third boyfriend said, "so he can ream my asshole one more time!"
2006-08-17 18:17:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
its an old joke i heard it about 15 years ago but the version i know has an englishman a scotsman and an irishman in the plane. they each had to throw something out becase the plane was too heavy. the englishman threw out a rose because there are lots of them in england, the scotsman threw out a thistle lots of them in scotland the irishman thew out a bomb bc lots of them in ireland. the plane landed safely aand they all went on their way. the englishman met a man who was crying. he asked why the man said a rose fell out of the sky and pierced my wife in the hear and she died. scotsman met a guy crying he asked why a thistle fell out of the sky pierced his wife and she died. the irishman met a man laughing. he asked why the man said, my wife farted and the house next door blew up.
2006-08-17 17:40:30 · answer #3 · answered by prizzma 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-02 05:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cool!
Now, another from my 9 year old daughter:
A man dreamt one night that he was dying.
The first thing he did the following morning was going to the bank and closing his account, because a poster in the bank read, "We make your dreams come true"!
2006-08-17 18:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by Mainak M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before but tell your 8 year old that's a pretty good joke.
2006-08-17 17:40:56 · answer #6 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like an 8 year old told you that.
2006-08-17 17:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh!!!
Thanks 4 that & 4 the 2 pts.
It was a good one~~~
2006-08-17 17:43:04 · answer #8 · answered by Babli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i remember telling that joke when i was 8 and im 19 now. its an oldie but a goodie
2006-08-17 17:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by larry j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats a really cute joke! did she say where she heard it from?
i heard this one joke from oneof my patients the other day:
THERE WERE 2 COWS. 1 WAS NAMED BETTY AND THE OTHER NAMED DOLLY. AND DOLLY SAYS TO BETTY
"there strangest thing happened to me today. you'll never believe it!"
AND BETTY SAYS,
"really? what was it?"
AND DOLLY SAYS,
"i got artificially enceminated..."
BETTY GASPED AND YELLED,
"no way!"
AND DOLLY REPLIES,
"Really! No bull"
it had me crying. lol.
2006-08-17 17:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by xXUntouchableXx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth the laugh
2006-08-17 18:23:33 · answer #11 · answered by GiGiL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋