Have you ever had a mock wedding for satirical purposes?

Answer 1

I almost had one once. I was walking around at a Rennaisance faire, and I felt something tugging at my leg. This buxom young lady had caught my leg in a rope snair. She proceeded to declare that she had "Caught" herself a man, and what a catch I was, and how she would marry me. Well, it sounded like a decent enough offer to me, so I agreed, but then a man claiming to be her father argued that she couldn't get married until her brother got married off first. Her brother, who had what looked like pureed apricots all over his shirt, and a tankard the size of my chest then stumbled about demanding a wife before she left. he wanted one that could "make the beast with two backs like a mink."

It just so happened that I spied a young woman with a "Available" sign on her chest attempting to offer her wares, so I asked her her profession, and upon learning that she was a harlot, I gave her the asking price of two pence, and trundled her off to marry the brother. Someone demanded a priest, and we managed to find a wandering exhorter who claimed to be a father. He too demanded two pence, and, four cents poorer, I had managed to get the obstacles to our union out of the way. However, as I was grabbing two more pence for our own ceremony, the priest spied my camera, and, declaring me to be a sorcerer most vile, refused to perform a ceremony for me. The young lady promised we could fornicate by the lake at a later time... and I waited there for about fifteen minutes at the prescribed time, but she never showed, and everyone was staring at my all-natural codpiece, so I had to go do something about that.

[SIGH] Women!

Answer 2

Like sticking a fork in your head to see if really hurts?