George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
2006-08-17 17:01:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...i will have to remember that one....
2006-08-17 17:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by ladyhawk3k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 09:44:01 · answer #2 · answered by duchane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He who is without sin, cast the first stone.
(Translation: Look at yourself, before condemning others).
2006-08-17 18:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by Sage 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! love it!
freaking awesome...gotta remember it!
please give me the 10 points...please....cuz i need to reach level 3
2006-08-17 17:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What goes aroud, comes around, HUH?
And it just came around!!
2006-08-17 17:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats TFFW!!!! ( Too Funny For Words )!!!!!
2006-08-17 17:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by Sunshine77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO. Folks it can't get much better than this one.
2006-08-17 17:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like this one haha ♥
2006-08-17 17:34:01 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is Great!
2006-08-17 17:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by vinible2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that you i needed that in the worse way
2006-08-17 17:08:22 · answer #10 · answered by butterflyfrills 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's HILARIOUS!
2006-08-17 17:06:22 · answer #11 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋