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(Guy motions for me to come over with his finger)
(Stupidly, I walk over)
Guy: If I can get you to come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand!

*throws up*
(I didn't really throw up then...but it was sickening)

2006-08-17 16:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by Becky 3 · 1 0

I had a girl tell I was going to take her home and f**k her. Didnt know her, never met her, she came out of nowhere and said I was hot and I was going to take her home and f**k her. As if I had no say in the matter.

2006-08-17 23:45:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Some strange guy looked at me and said hi what's your name, where do you live, where do you work, can I have your #. all in about 5 seconds.

2006-08-17 23:45:04 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0 0

when are you getting a haircut . i had very long hair . come to find out after i bite here head off she had been watching me for a while and finely got the nerve to say something to me for the first time to bad it wasn't something nicer

2006-08-17 23:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by chotpeper 4 · 0 0

I don't know neither a iam a man I hope a girl come up to me and say something nasty.

2006-08-17 23:44:21 · answer #5 · answered by luie8luis 1 · 0 0

On St. Patrick's Day:

"You must be Irish because my penis is Dublin!" (Doublin'. As in size.)

2006-08-17 23:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My ex-boss said that the things he'd like to do to me were illegal. I said sexual harrassment was illegal. He was fired shortly thereafter. Jerk.

2006-08-17 23:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by mytreacheryiseternal 4 · 0 0

I had a girl actually reach into my pant for my penis in public.

2006-08-17 23:42:26 · answer #8 · answered by louielouie1688 2 · 0 0

Putting on a little weight, aren't you?

2006-08-17 23:43:37 · answer #9 · answered by Dorothy 5 · 0 0

omg omg is it just me or did heaven just send me an angel

2006-08-17 23:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by devil_queen_biatch14 7 · 0 0

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