(Guy motions for me to come over with his finger)
(Stupidly, I walk over)
Guy: If I can get you to come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand!
*throws up*
(I didn't really throw up then...but it was sickening)
2006-08-17 16:45:31
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answered by Becky 3
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I had a girl tell I was going to take her home and f**k her. Didnt know her, never met her, she came out of nowhere and said I was hot and I was going to take her home and f**k her. As if I had no say in the matter.
2006-08-17 23:45:00
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Some strange guy looked at me and said hi what's your name, where do you live, where do you work, can I have your #. all in about 5 seconds.
2006-08-17 23:45:04
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answered by Michelle 4
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when are you getting a haircut . i had very long hair . come to find out after i bite here head off she had been watching me for a while and finely got the nerve to say something to me for the first time to bad it wasn't something nicer
2006-08-17 23:47:58
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answer #4
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answered by chotpeper 4
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I don't know neither a iam a man I hope a girl come up to me and say something nasty.
2006-08-17 23:44:21
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answer #5
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answered by luie8luis 1
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On St. Patrick's Day:
"You must be Irish because my penis is Dublin!" (Doublin'. As in size.)
2006-08-17 23:45:11
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answered by Anonymous
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My ex-boss said that the things he'd like to do to me were illegal. I said sexual harrassment was illegal. He was fired shortly thereafter. Jerk.
2006-08-17 23:44:40
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answer #7
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answered by mytreacheryiseternal 4
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I had a girl actually reach into my pant for my penis in public.
2006-08-17 23:42:26
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answer #8
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answered by louielouie1688 2
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Putting on a little weight, aren't you?
2006-08-17 23:43:37
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answered by Dorothy 5
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omg omg is it just me or did heaven just send me an angel
2006-08-17 23:42:25
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answered by devil_queen_biatch14 7
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