those losers think that that myth jesus is coming back but those losers will be waiting around forever cause nothing is coming back and the joke is on them. What morons. Are they all still waiting are those losers still waiting for the myth to return ? i cant believe those idiots are still waiting, they gotta be retarded
2006-08-17 16:29:06 · 34 answers · asked by SN 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I enjoy your laughs!
The truth has set me free, laughter does no change that!
However, Christianity is not about sitting around waiting for Jesus to come back, it is enjoying the Kingdom of Heaven now
If you want a real picture of what Christianity is, read this book. If not, laugh while you can.
2006-08-17 16:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by happymrzot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you see, there are two possibilities. Either you are right and Christians live their life with a hope for an afterlife that does them no harm and encourages them when they go through tough situations and when they die that will be the end of it. Meanwhile, you go through life thinking that your life has no meaning other than that which you might assign to it, but certainly nothing of eternal value, just a hum drum existence where you toil along until the day that you die.
But if Christians have the truth and you are mistaken then when they die they will be in the presence of God where there are pleasures forever more and you will be cast into the Lake of Fire where you will suffer for all eternity without a hope.
Sounds to me like either way you look at it the Christians are the winners since they have a positive hope for this life while you have nothing but an open grave to look forward to.
2006-08-17 16:39:40 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You shouldnt be reported, and if you are, i apologize on behalf of all christians. A christian who is gonna take offense to things like this should not be here. But I will feel sorry for you when I am flying with Jesus, and I see you standing on earth jumping for us, because you "suddenly" believe. The funny thing is, that even though you have the right to say whatever you want, it doesnt make it right. No matter how much you try to make it soulnd better with idiotic jokes, it still sounds like rubish to me. If you Do want help finding the truth, the REAL truth, send me an email!
2006-08-17 16:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a Christian when the Lord returns I will, along with millions of other believers, be taken out of this world.You my friend will be left behind to go through the tribulation. Considering what is written in Matthew Ch.24 this should have sent a wake up call to people like you. for anyone to go through the 7 year period of tribulation will experience a time more terrible that any ever known in the history of the world. The people in the days of Noah had the same attitude as you, they all said Noah was a looser and a crackpot. They all died!
2006-08-17 16:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by mandbturner3699 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's wrong with you? What are you living for, if you think that there's nothing after this life? I'd rather believe that there is eternal life (because I believe in God and that there is something in this world besides me) than spend my life feeling hopeless and just waiting for the end.
Say I'm wrong... I spend my life trying to do what's right (I know- based on a "stupid" book called the Bible that's all made up and somethinging only "idiots andr retards" believe)_ and making a difference. I die and that' s the end. My corpse rots and within a hundred years no one recalls I ever lived.
But, if you're wrong... you live your life how you want, die and realize you were wrong, there is something more to life. There is a heaven and hell.
Well, I gues I'd rather do it my way.
2006-08-17 16:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Kayl Q 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for you, first of all, because you are searching for an answer underneath all of the jokes and name-calling. But I also feel sorry for those who answered, calling themselves Christians, and used name-calling and swear words to try to convey the truth to you. This was not right on their part. And to correct one answerer, it is called the "rapture" of the church (not "rupture", which would generally refer to someone's appendix or another body part lol). And no, it is not mentioned by name in the Bible at all. It is a term Christians have used for decades to describe Jesus' return. But THAT is mentioned in the Bible--Jesus is coming back for His children someday, and if you are not saved you will be left behind. I agree with others who have already posted: you may be right, but what if you are wrong? You will spend eternity burning in hell----and trust me, there is nothing fun about hell. I will pray that you will find the truth before it's too late for you. Please check out the website I posted.
One last thought---you should not call people names just because they believe differently than you. Our country was founded on freedom of religion---that means you have the right to believe what you believe and I have the right to believe what I believe. So let me believe it. If you truly believe what you believe then why do you feel you have to post questions like this to try to get a rise out of Christians?
2006-08-17 16:50:30 · answer #6 · answered by Sprinkle Spangles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It does not matter where or not you believe that the Lord Jesus Christ is coming back or not. Christian have the Word of God and I would rather believe it than you any day. Here is something you really need to believe and that is the fact that the Lord Jesus Christ died for your sins. If you don't and continue to make fun of the Lord Jesus Christ you will go to the lake of fire. Revelation 20: 13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. Revelation 20: 14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. Revelation 20: 15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
2006-08-17 16:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by Ray W 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me? Well, losers you say? Jesus is not a myth. He is coming back. And I will laugh when your sorry a$$ isn't saved. You gotta be retarted, and im sure you wont have to wait long untill someone kicks your a$$ because your a d!*@!!! So you have fun believing what you do but when Jesus comes and saves those who are "born again" who will be the loser now?
2006-08-17 16:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by better.than.you. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AGREED! AGREED! AGREED!
Just because religous beliefs have to do with death, that does not mean that they don't have to justify those beliefs.
If someone says something stupid, you have the right to call them stupid for it.
Believing in the Bible is stupid. I'm not trying to be mean, only rational.
It is simply a bunch of bronze age scribblings that have absouletly no bearing on reality whatsoever.
Here's the thing. We know very little about the universe. But there are certain things that we do know: people can't walk on water, people can't ressurect from the dead, etc. We know this because we are intelligent organisms that have evolved the capabilites of learning this.
We know that some guy won't come flying out of the sky, so if someone says he will, you not only have the right, but the responsiblity as a rational creature to extinguise such lines of thinking. Nothing personal, but if it is wrong, then it is wrong.
2006-08-17 16:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by JokerBlitz 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi, Christian retard here. Do you ever wonder what if?
What if atheists are right, and we Christians have led contented lives believing in something good and wonderful so when it is over, and we're wrong, we'll still be okay, because we enjoyed our life of faith--you know 'cause we're retarded.
But what if - you are wrong. Not only wrong for not believing, but you have insulted, demeaned, hated and actively tried to draw God's people away from him.....ooouuuu ouch!
I'd rather be a retard dude.
2006-08-17 16:45:14 · answer #10 · answered by chris 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋