Outside of my trailer I was digging with a shovel to plant a small tree and I went several feet under and I hit some hard concrete. It was weird so I banged it with the shovel till it cracked and Black oil Rushed out and splashed me on my face.
My neighbor Donna Jeane ran out from her trailer to see what happened and she said I struck black crude oil. I AM RICH!!!!
It is strange though because the oil smells really bad. To be honest it smells like Crap/Sh.it . It is really foul and sludgy
Really awful but I guess thats what oil smells like. Who Do I call? When Will I get my first millions for my finding. Argus is going to be so happy and I cant wait to start feeding my possum stinky real food for him instead of dry chicken bones and left over chicken skin.
I am going to buy a new doublewide and put it on private land. I cant tell everyone here how happy I am. Im in tears right now
2006-08-17 16:28:34 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I know Argus left you, so you being rich now will definitly make him come back. Make sure that he helps you dig up the oil well, that way its all ready to go when the people with the money get there. I think you will be all right now that you struck oil. Yea sometimes it does smell bad, but just wash your hands with it, its like washing your hands with liquid gold!, whats better then that? Maybe Argus can give you an oil massage in the bath tub? Just ask him, i would like to come too.
2006-08-17 20:34:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you sure the foul smelling, sludge looking stuff you are calling oil isn't your septic? I don't know what oil smells or looks like, but my guess is that you have a better chance hitting your septic before you hit oil. If that is the case, you'll have to call the septic company. Good luck none the less.
2006-08-17 16:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by j_auggie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may have actually hit a septic line instead of finding oil. Old septic lines normally have a very bad odor to them when they crack of course, and they would have some brown or black looking substance in them that is actually more than likely human waste. Your first step might be to call a Septic Tank company to get them to confirm or deny your finding.
2006-08-17 16:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by Matt R 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1 question at a time! Calm down mam...Not everything black and crude is oil...It COULD be an old pile of mastodon poop...Very valuable indeed...What a sight it must've been to see you and Donna Jean hugging and kissing each other joyfully while you rolled around in mastodon poop...oops...gotta go...getting too excited...
2006-08-17 17:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by fred[because i can] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Jed Clampit, It just don't happen that way! My sister has several oil taps on her property and those big bucks just keep going to uncle SAM for taxes. She did get the double wide though.
2006-08-17 16:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by Jerry T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a custom when someone finds oil on their property. The custom requires you to get a cup and drink some of the oil to celebrate!! Viva la Meatsickle!!!!!!!!
2006-08-18 04:47:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe what you will - just don't expect us to believe these daily escapades you represent as your life!
Oil, huh? That should bring Argus home lickety-split! You'll be Queen of the Trailer Park!
2006-08-17 19:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, since you are leading us to the answer you want -
I would take a big sample of this oil to the police station and put it on the nearest officer's desk and say "Register me! I struck oil!"
2006-08-17 16:35:06 · answer #8 · answered by Mutantmoose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MeatsicklesN, you are so funny. Oil? Why not gold? They smell too. Don't take my word for it, just strike gold and you will see what I mean. Good luck.
And, start feeding your possum some good stuff will ya? You're rich.
(psssstt.....what you thought oil was really shits from all you guys from the trailer park).
2006-08-17 17:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by Nightrider 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"....... it smells like Crap/Sh.it . It is really foul and sludgy"
Sounds like you cracked a sewage pipe. That would be *ucking halarious. Also that material rights thing is so g4y. Shouldn't that mean that the Beverly HillBillies aren't rich either?
2006-08-17 16:38:15 · answer #10 · answered by coleridge49 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋