Do you know the difference between EXCESS and SURPLUS?

Question

EXCESS: The part of her breast you can't get in your mouth! SURPLUS; The other one!

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From; WILLYS JOKES 8/9/06 20 BLUES RULES

Answer 1

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN --

1. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell
phone.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You DRIVE to your neighborhood block party.

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK WHEN --

1. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own
language makes you multilingual.
2. You've worn out a car horn.
3. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN ALASKA WHEN --

1. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
2. You have more than one recipe for moose.
3. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.


YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE DEEP SOUTH WHEN --

1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
2. Everyone has 2 first names.


YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN COLORADO WHEN --

1. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he
stops at the Day Care Center.
2. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.


YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE MIDWEST WHEN --

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
2. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.


YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA WHEN --

1. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and
cars.
2. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.


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Answer 2

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Answer 3

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Answer 4

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