2006-08-17 16:13:09 · 12 answers · asked by imdumm2 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would recommend turning your back on nature (but give it enough room so you don't get splinters in your ***). Then start copulating with man-made objects; Bob recommends washing machines and Buick's (parked only).
2006-08-18 14:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by elars1989 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest you use a different part of nature to copulate with. Try dirt or sand or water. Maybe use some leaves. Just make sure they aren't the poisonous ones.
2006-08-17 23:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget the morning wood and take a roll in the poison ivy. Mmmmm, now that's some good scatchin'.
2006-08-17 23:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by illuminostic_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let it copulate with you. However, remember that sheep are natural too. . .
2006-08-17 23:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by BasketChick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Safe Sex Is In The Palm Of Your Hand
: )
2006-08-17 23:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by locomexican89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy, you are narrow in your definition of nature.
You know, ferns are nature too. As are bunny rabbits.
Think about it.
2006-08-17 23:18:29 · answer #6 · answered by dark_phoenix 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think your problem might lie in the fact your mind is likely addled by drugs...
2006-08-17 23:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Tish-a-licious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit being a pu$$y and love it harder.
2006-08-17 23:20:26 · answer #8 · answered by Nothing 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rubber trees
2006-08-17 23:17:48 · answer #9 · answered by Rob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a comdom
2006-08-17 23:16:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋