I can't seem to take less than 5 minutes when I sit on the can. My chick says that I take to long. I just feel the longer I sit there, the more comes out, which means I wont have to go as often.
And while I'm on the subject, I saw this National Lampoon's movie the other day call "Adam & Eve". There was a part where they were talking about how they wipe after they use the #2. Half said the sit and wipe, the other half said they stand when they wipe. I stand when I wipe, what about you?
2006-08-17 16:10:46 · 16 answers · asked by Mr.No-It-All 5 in Health ➔ Other - Health
The length of time depend a great deal on what you have been eatting. I doubt you would need a minute if you only ate prunes. Now you might need a great deal of time if you only ate cheese. I vote for clean bottoms, anyway you can get 'em.
2006-08-17 16:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by Inadept 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird...
I take about 5 minutes if not less on the #2 phase. I sometimes stand when I wipe, but I sometimes sit.
2006-08-18 13:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by ☼ becki ☼ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im in and out in under 3 minutes and I do a 3/4 stand wipe will a little wiggle in it.
2006-08-17 16:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by Later Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard of standing and wiping? Hmmm...Well, it really depends on the person. I take at least 10 minutes. If you're not taking so long, and it comes out like "rocks" then you need more fiber or a laxative.
2006-08-17 16:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by Jazzique22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say 5-10 minutes but it really depends on what I've eaten and don't even want to get into that subject...and i stand when I wipe. Also when I read this I was about to pee in my pants this forum is very funny...your a funny guy!
2006-08-17 16:18:34 · answer #5 · answered by L.M.L 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour. it's according to what sequence the planets and the stars are in. i sort of bend forward and rise a little off the seat to wipe.
2006-08-17 17:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by Tommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sometimes i like to grab a good book and that usually means i'll be in there anywhere from 10 minutes to 30 minutes. if im gonna be quick...i'll grab a magazine and just stare at the pictures. sometimes i'll even take a nap. its helpful to actually turn the opposite way when takin a crap so that you can prop ur head and arms on the back of the toilet. aww yes.. the john. its like a 2nd bed.
2006-08-17 16:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by Splackevellie112 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont take any more than 5 mintutes. if it is taking longer, you dont need to go that bad.. I never heard of standing an wiping.. thats weird
2006-08-17 16:17:17 · answer #8 · answered by sea_sher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use baby wipes and I sit, by the way. Your funny.
2006-08-17 16:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by Jinx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it depends sometimes i can be done in less than five minutes and sometimes im in there for 20. i sit and wipe
2006-08-17 16:17:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋