2006-08-17 15:43:09 · 9 answers · asked by elars1989 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, silly, he's trained not to do that. But you know those white robes are scotch guarded, just incase =)
2006-08-17 15:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so.....anyone who is a believer know that when you die, it isn't your BODY that goes to Heaven, it is your Spirit, so matter how dis figured you are on Earth, you will not be in Heaven.
2006-08-17 22:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by chulita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably.. He was watching that hooker on the corner instead of you or he would have stoped that truck running you into the drainage grate.
2006-08-17 22:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by imdumm2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG XD LMAO thats funny as all hell
Maybe G-d was sick of annoying prayers and drank, getting drunk, then created them.
2006-08-17 22:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny visual.
2006-08-17 22:51:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, because we are all perfect when we get to heaven
2006-08-17 22:48:23 · answer #6 · answered by what the heck? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh. Good question. I could see Jesus walking up and sayin, "Oh, ****, man...what ****** you up?"
2006-08-17 22:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No he'd welcome you with open arms and then laugh at you once you're out of ear shot.
2006-08-17 22:48:17 · answer #8 · answered by Justme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:D
2006-08-17 22:52:17 · answer #9 · answered by outtamyhouse1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋