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I met a nice Christian guy in yahoo answers and now we are living together. He was a former homosexual. The problem is that everytime
before sex when I kiss with passionately--he vomits. I asked him--why?
He told that he ate something bad. But I suspect that the homosexual
demons haven't yet left him. Two days ago one of his buddie came(who happens to be his ex-sex partner but now a saved Christian) and I discussed the problem with him. I suggested that maybe we french and see the effect. That guy also vomited after the kiss. Now I am really disturbed by the incidents and feeling that the guys should be kept apart for the time-being. Please, any suggestion.

2006-08-17 15:24:23 · 20 answers · asked by christian_wondergirl 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

O.k. this joke is getting old now.
I prefer MeatsicklesNstinky. She's more entertaining.

2006-08-17 15:29:35 · answer #1 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 2 0

My guess would be that they've been through religious de-programing. This is a form of psychological therapy that the psychological community doesn't support. Vomiting would probably be due to the type of de-programing that shows sexually arousing pictures and induce vomiting through drugs. For a good example of this, see the movie "A Clockwork Orange." The fact is, this, or any form of de-programing, doesn't work. Your friends need to find a church that will accept their sexual preference. They should also find a therapist that will help them come to terms with their sexuality. They should accept their love for each other and not let the opinions of certain churches make them vomit for feeling emotions towards people that they love.

I just realized that this is probably a joke, but I've actually heard of this happening before. I still stand on my previous response that de-programing is wrong.

2006-08-17 15:36:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

Oh now I get it -- this has been a joke. I was reading your questions two weeks ago about getting saved 5 years ago but then having 4 babies with different dads after you got saved. You asked last week about getting drunk in a bar and having sex and getting pregnant recently but then you mentioned Jesus and the fact that he saved you five years ago and I was trying to figure you out. It's nice to joke but I don't think we should make fun of Jesus and being saved and now this joke above.

2006-08-17 15:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by LaLaLisa 1 · 1 1

Maybe it's because, I don't know,your not a nice Christian girl and he's not a nice Christian boy. You guys didn't even wait before marriage...Maybe you guys should break up. Is he the one-week-olds father? That would be complicated. I don't think you have the answer to his question, if you get my drift....

2006-08-17 15:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by nope 2 · 2 0

Collect a good specimen of the vomitus, carefully tranport it to HQ at CSI Las Vegas and submit it for analysis. Remember what is analyzed in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

2006-08-17 15:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Hey Joe! 2 · 2 0

You really need to have a talk with him and go into detail. Perhaps find your local pastor or a psychologist to ask the right questions.

I'm sure it's nothing wrong with you, it's just the way his brain has been re-hard-wired it's going to take time to get adjusted to kissing a woman.

Also, some people just have a morbid fear of kissing alotgether!

You need to have a lengthy talk with your man and discover what's going on inside his head.

2006-08-17 15:30:20 · answer #6 · answered by kenny_the_bomb 3 · 0 2

Maybe its the french???Sticking your tongue down anyones throat would make them gag...
If they are good christians as you stated then they would stay away from each other.As it is written homosexuality is an abomination unto God.
Maybe you should stick to hand shakes and the vomiting will stop...(: Good luck

2006-08-17 15:32:04 · answer #7 · answered by walton112001 1 · 1 1

I do not even know where to begin! They really vomit? I think that if he was really gay (and not bi) he can NOT change who he is, and just begin dating a woman, regardless of how religious he has become. Stay friends and nothing more, it will only end in tears!

2006-08-17 15:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0 0

well may be u should stop kissing both of them, if that guy is not for u then why not someone else. there are many fishes in the sea, girl. or may be they are trying to play a prank on u. find out what it is and decide for urself.

2006-08-17 15:34:26 · answer #9 · answered by marissa 5 · 1 0

Well, if it is sex that you desire and need, honestly tell him that he will not be able to fill the shoe and that he if cannot change, then you are best just be good buddies. Simple.

2006-08-17 15:34:17 · answer #10 · answered by SK 2 · 1 0

SAVED Christian LIVING together with someone? That's what you called saved? Ahhh, I forgot...once saved always saved so you can do whatever you want, right?

2006-08-17 16:26:38 · answer #11 · answered by Romeo 3 · 0 0

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