My mother opened my bedroom door and saw my friend Terry taking a picture of me with an apple stuck in my foreskin. She screamed and locked herself in her bedroom. She's been in there for 3 hours and she won't answer me. I can hear her talking on the phone, so I know she's still in there. How do I approach the subject with her?
2006-08-17 15:07:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
tell her it was ur human anatomy homework and blame it on the teacher for the assignment.
2006-08-17 15:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by kevrobs8 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, thats bad. Mums always forgive though. Buy her some flowers, give her a big hug and say that Terry wants to show her a trick with a banana.
2006-08-17 22:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by thesourceofallinfo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmm interesting,, apple stuck.. well, um..
give mom sometime she be her old self soon.. let her get over it..After she calm down, nicely ask her if she could knock before entering your room. out of consideration you where in your room with the door closed. plus so you can well aah.. get the apple unstuck next time... I guess..
2006-08-17 22:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by bigpeanuthead 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is probably on the phone making arrangements to have you committed. Don't worry, the men in white coats will show up soon!
2006-08-17 22:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by jaswinelover1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write a funny book, get rich and she'll get over the past. You sound like you'd be good at it! Your poor mama.
2006-08-17 22:13:42 · answer #5 · answered by qwestionz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A APPLE ?......GOOD LORD I just can't picture this in my mind. I would scream too ! Who house is it hers Or yours? Why did she not knock? I don't know... ya got me on that one.....GOOD LUCK
2006-08-17 22:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by pitterpatter47 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give her time to calm down. try to explain to her that you have a righ tto your prvacy and at least you are not out there doing drugs and chasing hookers.
good luck and hope it all works out for you.
2006-08-17 22:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by manyhartz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you were only exploring the limits, one time only
2006-08-20 21:08:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have to be joking...just tell her that terry is a cross-dresser and that you love "her" for who she is. Then have a three-some.
2006-08-18 01:49:36 · answer #9 · answered by Brian 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what qwestionz said.
I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
2006-08-21 04:54:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋