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A guy gets sentenenced to death, he has 4 ways of dying. A fireing squad, gas chamber, assassins with fully loaded guns, and last, lions who have'nt eaten in 3 days.

Wich is the safest?

2006-08-17 14:32:39 · 31 answers · asked by Mr T 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

31 answers

the lions because they're dead ♥

2006-08-17 14:36:23 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

umm well he is sentenced 2 death and the way the question is worded ur trying 2 find out with is the safest. NOT which would give you the easiest chance to survive.Ok well as for safety if ur gonna die safely that can't happen cuz the whole purpose of safety is 2 prevent death.

2006-08-17 15:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by Gerardo T 1 · 0 0

I thought it was three months. Because lions who haven't eaten in 3 days will tear you apart, whereas lions who haven't eaten in 3 months are dead.

2006-08-17 15:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by WinkleDoodle 2 · 1 0

hmm... I am pretty sure the lions would still be alive even if they havent eaten in 3 days.

I would try the gas chamber and open the window heheh

2006-08-17 15:51:45 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

If He is sentenced to to die,they will kill
him anyway - the safest is the Lion if not
dead,he's too weak to do anything.

2006-08-17 16:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0 0

lion

2006-08-17 14:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by james howlett 1 · 1 0

Lions can live for three days without food. So can we. They will just be very very hungry. Make it three months and your joke will work.

2006-08-17 16:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1 0

Assassins with fully loaded guns b/c assassins are murderers and if the guy has been sentenced to death then his killing would not be considered murder. If however the assassins held dual roles as assassins and executioners then it might be a little more dangerous ...

2006-08-17 15:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by sanjosenative 2 · 0 0

lions, they cant go 3 days without food and if they were alive they would be to weak to move.

2006-08-17 15:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by red sox! 3 · 1 0

the lion who haven't eat in 3 days

2006-08-17 14:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by It's MEEEE!!!! 5 · 1 0

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