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2006-08-17 14:18:46 · 17 answers · asked by creative rae 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What did a frog tell the boy??
Hey, check this out, I'm a talking frog
What did the tomatoe say to the other tomatoe??
"Hi"
What was the other tomatoe's answer?
"Ahhhhhh!!!!! A talking tomatoe!!!
2006-08-17 15:54:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Knock knock
Who's there?
snow
snow who?
snowbody but me.
knock knock
who's there?
little old lady
little old lady who?
Where did you learn to yodel?
What do elephants do for laughs?
They tell people jokes.
If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it?
Time to get a new car.
2006-08-17 21:29:00 · answer #2 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the cherry tree say to the farmer?
Quit picking on me.
Where do cows go for dates?
to the moooovies.
2006-08-17 23:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by Desperado 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i remember these from when i was little. theyre not that good but for some reason i still remember them;
what do you call a sleeping bull? a bull dozer
why did the old man put skates on his rocking chair? because he wanted to rock and rolll
2006-08-17 21:24:48 · answer #4 · answered by surfrider501 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A child drew a picture of a couple riding in a plane, and showed it to his Sunday School teacher. He explained, "This is Mary and Joseph's flight into Egypt."
She was able to overlook the fact that this was not what "flight" meant, but she said, "But who is this?", indicating the man in the driver's seat.
He said, "It's Pontius the Pilot!"
2006-08-17 21:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
2006-08-17 21:50:55 · answer #6 · answered by ktb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kids love to do this one Knock knock
who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
2006-08-17 21:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by miss_nikki214 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you rub on a sick pig?
Oinkment.
Also.......
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam!!
2006-08-18 07:27:58 · answer #8 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. How do you catch a unique bird?
A. Unique up on it.
Q. How do you catch a tame bird?
A. The tame way, unique up on it.
2006-08-17 22:27:47 · answer #9 · answered by jussmessin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire
Answer: frost bite
2006-08-17 21:26:38 · answer #10 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋