2006-08-17 13:46:48 · 28 answers · asked by mish0 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Let's see. It was Spring Break 1991 in Daytona Beach, FL. My brother and I staggered into this club to check it out. The next thing I know, my brother is placing bets with some guy about whether or not I would do the Staying Alive dance. You know, the famous dance by John Travolta wearing the white leisure suit. Well, I did it. I stumbled out to the middle of the dance floor and did my thing. We were laughing our asses off the whole time and I won the bet. That was one of many Spring Breaks in Daytona, but I would have to say it was the most memorable.
2006-08-17 14:32:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Fell down a roadworks Hole and paid a tramp to get me out.
2) Pushed scooters over on holiday so the whole chain (of scooters) fell over and ran away from the police with there night sticks out.
3) Paid all for all my squaddie mates to get laid while i slept in a hoes bed.
4) Jumped off an bridge into a stream and broke both my ankles.
5) Climbed thought a drivers side police riot van window and out the other side door without being spotted.
That's the only ones I care to mention.
When you say wasted you mean drunk? (Dont do drugs, never have, they are for nutters)
2006-08-17 13:56:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't really wasted, per se, but I had drunk enough beer to start acting out the entire movie Rush Hour, my wife video taped the whole thing. That is always the family reunion trademark.
That's when I sweared not another drop of beer would ever touch my lips.
2006-08-17 14:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by turbodevin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend and I stole the wig off a girl's head, outside a small pub/club.
The next week we tracked her down at the same place to return it.
When we walked in everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to look at us. It was like being in a western.
It seems everyone knew her there...
The girl in question told me that if she'd caught up with me at the time she'd have hospitalised me.
I wasn't convinced she could have, but given the circumstances it felt undiplomatic to argue about it.
My friend disappeared with the girl's friend. They came back an hour later, he never explained what happened between the two of them, but they seemed quite friendly afterwards.
2006-08-17 16:00:00 · answer #4 · answered by Wax Crayon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whilst on holiday in Majorca got totally slaughtered.
Went to the toilet,locked the door. When tried to get out couldn't undo the lock. I was stuck in there for ages bangin on door, shoutin, tryin climb over. Eventually i unlocked the door only to find I was in the mens, and I am a ladee. there was a German guy takin a leak. He laughed at me all week.
2006-08-18 06:05:24 · answer #5 · answered by Minnie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peed in a drawer in a holiday rental caravan following a mix of Grolsch and Newcastle Brown. It (the drawer) contained my wife's pants.
2006-08-18 11:02:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got into the pub scullery ( 'taking it for the loo) - 'issed in the sink , heaved in the dishwasher - woke up in the maids bed next morn.
2006-08-17 20:15:46 · answer #7 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a male neighbor offer me assistance as I stood heaving in the front lawn in nothing but a bra & thong On A Busy Street in the porch light! And passed out when done. Neighbor had to just touch me somehow! grrrrrr. lol. Picked me up and took me inside. (thanks anyhow)
2006-08-17 13:55:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
by taking a bus stop sign with atyre and concrete base on it up 5 fllors when the lift was out of action
2006-08-18 03:34:58 · answer #9 · answered by martin r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time at band camp ...
Does driving around with an airhorn and a camcorder in an elderly facility count?
2006-08-17 13:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋