When I get to the Pearly Gates, I will ask, "What came first the chicken the or the egg?"?

Question

I think that is a pretty good question. What do you think the answer is?

Answer 1

Then St. Peter will ask "Where's your ticket?"

Answer 2

And if you ever do get to the Pearly Gates, whatever image that conjures up in your mind, please ask whoever is the keeper of those gates, "Who came first, Christ or Jesus".

Because you will never find Jesus in the Old Testament of the Bible, but in the Old Testy you can find more than one Christ,

Which must be the Old Bible's way of telling the gullible to wake up and see that the New Testament is about the crucifixion of Jesus the two thieves,

So named by the Roman Governors who were only following the instructions they received from the Christ, who they loved and worshipped as a Son of Zeus, as Caesar was worshipped,

For Christ cursed the Jews as Murderers and as sons of the Devil (John 8:44) who wanted him "Dead or Alive"

And called for the crucifixion of an innocent prophet and who had to be cursed even down to today's Jews, or to those who answer to the name of Jews today

And who lost their Promised Land by their greed for innocent blood

That they called on themselves and on their children,

In the New Testament,

For their beach of the Sabbath and

For their neglect of two Jewish thieves,

In their not seeing that they had their legs broken

And that they were buried the same day,

Which was the Holy Passover,

And so they brought the curse on the Middle East

As you may well observe today how they are encouraged to build walls

And to bomb innocent families

And continue to murder for the likes of their Christian suppliers of Bombs and WMD's.

And you will find the answer to be that Jesus never came, as the Jews will tell you.

Amen

Answer 3

Christians know the chicken came first.
Atheists believe the egg came first.
Who do you think will get into Heaven?( Isn't it obvious here?)

Answer 4

If you believe in creationism then the chicken, if you believe in evolution then it is the egg.

So obviously the answer is the egg! I saw a news report on it but forgot the website.

Answer 5

The egg, since egg structures evolved long before chickens did. Not sure why this is such a tough question actually.

Answer 6

The chicken laid next to the Egg feverishly smoking a cigarette with a grimace on his face. The Egg lay their extremely relaxed at touts:

"I guess we know the answer to that question!"

Answer 7

if you use darwin evolutional theories, it's egg, because chicken come form egg that laid by an "almost" a chicken one (chickens ancestor but they are not chicken, like apes and human ancestors but they are not human and not a chimp)

If you use bible, it's chicken, because it is written that God create animals, not eggs

So the question is which one do you believe? Mr Darwin or Jesus?

Answer 8

I would say both. The egg could also be inside the female's ovaries, before it's fertilize with the males sperm.

Answer 9

The chicken, because God made animals, he didn't make a bunch of eggs.

Answer 10

I've heard two good responses on that question:

"Neither came first, the rooster did"

"Neither, it was a pregnant chicken"

Answer 11

God created the hens and the rosters first...the eggs came after...get it?