jokes please, dirty, redneck, whatever?

Question

i want all the jokes you got, best ones win, plain and simple

Answer 1

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

Dayum Jess! Way to damper that funny afro nipple joke! Sheesh!

Ok...here's a joke:
2 rednecks sittin outside..1 says to the other, "What would you do if I went over to your trailer and got your wife pregnant?"
"I guess we would be even" says the other.

Answer 3

In 1968 presidential candidate Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:

(a) Superman
(b) Jay Leno
(c) Harry Potter
(d) Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped & massacred by:

(a) Olga Corbutt
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Arnold Schwartzeneger
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:

(a) Norwegians from Ballard
(b) Elvis
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

(a) A pizza delivery boy
(b) Crazed feminists complaining that being able to throw a grenade beyond its own burst radius was an
unfair and sexist requirement in basic training
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

(a) John Dillinger
(b) The King of Sweden
(c) The Boy Scouts
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:

(a) The Smurfs
(b) Davy Jones
(c) The Little Mermaid
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.

In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, & a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:

(a) Captain Kidd
(b) Charles Lindberg
(c) Mother Teresa
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part in "Godfather 2"
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(c) Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of dynamite left over from the train mission
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

(a) Richard Simmons
(b) Grandma Moses
(c) Michael Jordan
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.

In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the Merciless"
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In October 2000, the USS Cole was attacked by suicide bombers resulting in the deaths of 17 US Navy Sailors. This attack was carried out by:

(a) Pink Floyd
(b) Jethro Tull
(c) Lynyrd Skynner
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one was crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida trying to outdo their attempted hijacking of the 2000 Presidential election
(c) Mr. Bean
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

(a) Bonny and Clyde
(b) Captain Kangaroo
(c) Billy Graham
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.


Hmmm ............. nope, ain't no patterns here.

Answer 4

Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in at the supermarket and died of hunger.

Answer 5

Q: Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's Wife?

A: Neither has he.

Answer 6

WHY DOES A REDNECK MAN GO TO FAMILY REUNIONS ?
TO MEET WOMEN.

Answer 7

God decided to talk to 4 men. A White man, a Black man, an Indian man & a China man. God said "all of you come here. I want to ask you all a question." The White man was the first in line. God asked him "what do you want?" The White man said "power". God said "go". "You will get power". The China man was next. God said "what do you want?" The China man said "money for business". God said "go." "You will get money for business." The Indian man was next. God said "what do you want?" The Indian man said "land to cultivate." God said "go you will get land to cultivate." God was waiting for the Black man to come, but he was hidding. God said to the Black man "come here." The Black man put his hand at his faced & started laughting. God said "what do you want?" (Being shy)The Blackman said "NOTHING!" God asked NOTHING??? The black man said "NOTHING" again. God threw up his hand and said "Since it's nothing you want, it's nothing you will get."

Answer 8

your momma is so ugly that i took her to the zoo and they said thanx for bringing her back!! hahahaha

Answer 9

yo momma so nasty she got afros on her nipples

Answer 10

yo mama is so old her breast milk is like powder.