cheeky rhyme?

Question

mary had a little lamb,she stood it near a pylon,a thousand volts went up its **** ,and turned its wool to nylon....

Answer 1

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For some hanky panky
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Frankie

:-)

Answer 2

When I was a young lad
I went walking with a lass
And when we got tired of talking
We sat upon the grass
We started to kiss and cuddle
She said "ayy had yer hand if me mother come and
catches us won't we look grand"
We just settled down to a nice little spot
When up comes her mother
And spoilt the bloody lot
If her mother hadn't come
I'd have made the lassie glad
And shown her what I had underneath
Me little bob tail coat.....


He jumped out of the window
He jumped out of the window
With his shirt on fire
He ran across the wire
With his little wiggle waggle in his hand


Little robin red breast sat upon a pail
Wiggle waggle went his but
Pffft went his tail.

Answer 3

Mary had a little lamb,
You've heard this tale before,
But did you know she passed the plate
And had a little more!!!!!


Mary had a little pig,
She could not stop it grunting,
She took it up the garden path
And kicked its little rimp in!!!!!


Mary had a little cow.
She fed it safety pins,
So every time she milked the cow
The milk came out in tins.

Answer 4

The grass was green the sky was blue
When over the hill a s***t cart flew
A wheel flew off
A scream was heard
As a man was killed by a flying turd

Answer 5

Mary had a little bike she rode it back to front and everytime the wheels went round the spokes went up her c**t.

Answer 6

Mary had a little lamb,
She thought it was very silly.
She threw it up in to the air,
And caught it by it's .....
..Willy was a poor boy,
lying in the grass.
Along came a old man,
And kicked him up the ...
..Ask no questions,
Tell no lies.
Have you ever seen a china man,
playing with his ...
..Flies are a nuisance,
Bees are worse.
This is the end
of my silly little verse. ;~)

Answer 7

There was a young lady from ealing,
who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pi$$ed all over the ceiling

Answer 8

there was a man called reg,
who went wiv a girl in a hedge
when along came his wife
with a big carving knife
and cut off his meat and two veg

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Answer 9

A man is on a safari, trudging through the jungles of darkest Africa with his bearers and his trusty guide. Without warning a large foo bird flies overhead and does what foo birds do best--drops a large one right on the guy's head. The man quickly reaches up to wipe it off, but his trusty guide stops him. "No Bwana! Our legend says if you wipe off dropping of foo bird, you die!"

Well, thinks the man, I'd better go along with these native superstitions and keep them happy. So he leaves the mess on his head.

Before long a second foo bird swoops past and drops an even larger one on his head. He glances quickly at the guide who says, "Remember, you wipe it off, you die!" So the poor guy again puts up with it.

They tramp on a little farther, when a really large foo bird again flies over, and this time drops a REALLY large one on his head. This time he can no longer stand it, so he reaches up with his hand and wipes the disgusting stuff off his head.

And drops dead on the spot.

The moral of the story is:

If the foo shits, wear it.

Answer 10

A strange bird the cuckoo
he sits in the grass,
His wings neatly folded
His beak up his a**,
In this odd position,
He murmers "twit-twit"
Coz it's hard to say cuckoo
Witha beakful of sh**