My hubby that left me called finally and said hell come back on 1 condition. MY GOD should I do this?

Question

Ok Argus left me a month ago and he just called me from his girlfriends house (Wilma)
He had got back form hunting and called and said that he will leave wilma and return to me if I roll in the mud with the 16 hogs in his paws farm and do this naked and eat their food too and get dirty in the hob infested mud with their poo and pee. I have to roll like them and with them and make hog squeeling noises and let them mate with me if they tried to.

The problem is I would do it for Argus but he said that even if i do there is only a 10 % chance hell take me back and he said that im lucky its even that much.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I love him and maybe because i love him so much I should do it but even then theres a 90% chance hell stay with Wilma

Answer 1

What is wrong with you that you keep posting this make-believe? It's so crude and disgusting - day after day!

So Argus wants to come back - is it because your're pregnant with his twins or because you will soon be rolling in the dough - speaking of rolling - as a result of your lawsuits against the realtor and the sex toy shop? Get real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

No don't go back. He will just do it again and Argus is a real arrogant man. If this is true what your saying the next thing he will suggest for you to do , is come and live with Wilma and him.
Argus is mean and if he really did say this to you and you fall for it, then you are more gullable and he is making a damned fool out of you. This sounds so phoney and if your making this up, then you deserve to live with Argus.

Answer 3

why would you run the risk of getting sick and killing yourself over a man who doesn't even deserve the sweat out of the crack of your a$$ even if there were a 100% CHANCE OF HIM TAKING YOU BACK ITS NOT WORTH IT hes out keep him out and don't let him any where near you he's is white trash and should be left on the curb with the rest of the garbage

sorry for being so blunt i hope i didn't offend you i just feel very strongly about how every woman has the right to be respected and treated like an equal and not a door mat

Answer 4

You sure gotta do it. Sounds like you got a man that knows what he done want. Ain't many men around like that anymore. They's all into than homeysexshual stuff an' shitt. If you really wanna buy ole Argie's luv, git him a case of Budweiser beefer you go wrassle with Wilma. He'll lov you like yer brother/uncle loves his prize sheep, Bessie.

Answer 5

He sounds like an awfully attractive man. I would go ahead and lie with the hogs. If you want to make him jealous, come on to one of the better looking hogs, and tell him you'll stay with him tonight.

Answer 6

Hey Meat!!!! Good to have you back on line.

I can't really answer this Q. It's obvious to me that you've made an attempt to lead a dignified and moral life. This is a great Q. You've only got a 10% chance. Should you go against your impeccable upbringing and humiliate yourself? Tough call. I wish you luck.

P.S. How's the lawsuit against the sex toy shop going?

Answer 7

Dont do it. He is playing a trick on you. If hes not even 10% sure, then whats the point? He just wants to see you make an idiot out of yourself. If he still loved you, he would come back without any deals. Hmm, thats a strange thing hes making you do :-P lol

Answer 8

I am just curious if Fred Flintstone knows that Wilma is cheating on him. The name of your hubby isn't Barney is it. There is going to a bad time in the old town of Bedrock tonight!!!

Answer 9

Wow! That is so hot! I would definitely do it for Argus. Can you have him call me? Maybe he'll let me roll with the hogs to prove my love for him.

Answer 10

Give a shot it might turn him on and Wilma will be the loser and not you anymore. Take care