I'm looking for a good one
2006-08-17 12:47:10 · 39 answers · asked by martin 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
This is so ironic that you should use this phrase - whenever my husband and I are at a real low or totally stressed this is what we say to each other, "tell me a lie, honey" - so I tell him he's a yankee dog not worthy of a southern belle's charm - and he's tells me I'm a real two bagger and that's even at 2 am when the bar closes! We both know we're lying to each other - but it makes us smile and it's become a common line after 8years of marriage that says allows us to say first of all, I'm really tired and stressed and second of all, it's an unspoken plea for a hug and kiss and a meal out!!
2006-08-17 12:55:41 · answer #1 · answered by dph_40 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Proffessional wrestling is real, George W. Bush is telling the truth, and he's not a big fat meanie,
I'm completely amused by this question, Lasagna is good for ferrets, black people absolutely loathe fried chicken and kool aid, Asians are the dumbest people, Starfish will one day rise above us and become our overlords (I hope that's a lie XD ), I don't have to go to the bathroom and I'm not going to. Everything I've written is the truth and I'm not gonna stop now.
2006-08-17 13:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by Not Dave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good lie could be: People on the internet are always believable and children are safe.
2006-08-17 14:27:31 · answer #3 · answered by Potato 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. the check is in the mail.
2. I'll still respect you in the morning
3 I won't come in your mouth.
4 hey ma! Ive got a two foot penis..gee son how did that happen?
it was easy ma, i just folded it in half!
2006-08-17 14:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by CWB 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im not answering a question on Yahoo! Answers at this moment, right now, at this exact time that this was posted.
2006-08-17 14:31:17 · answer #5 · answered by Chance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hexagonal Mormon Cabbages
2006-08-17 12:54:35 · answer #6 · answered by sonictransmissions2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are smart, handsome, popular and will have a great future in the food service industry.
2006-08-17 12:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by Trollhair 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything I say is a lie.
2006-08-17 12:52:15 · answer #8 · answered by PBarnfeather 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Im late getting home because my steering wheel would only turn left
2006-08-17 13:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a sin to lie
2006-08-17 14:22:46 · answer #10 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋