But I'm not overwieght and my ****-crack doesn't stick out when I'm under the sink.
What am I doing wrong?
Any tips?
2006-08-17 12:29:56 · 15 answers · asked by Skull 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
Eat more lard, and other deep-fried, artery-clogging foods. Maybe there is special underwear you can buy to achieve more butt-cleavage, meanwhile.
2006-08-17 12:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by jennifae 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO, may I ask, how do you know your **&crack doesnt show when you bend over, and honestly how many times have you been under a sink?
Go to school, better yet, get a job as a plumbers helper. The job's not easy, and they dont get paid enough!!
Wife of a Master Plumber with over 30 years experience and mmm mmm mmm he does great work on pipes, and nobodys complained about his crack yet
2006-08-17 19:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by Amy S 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As it says in the union plumbers guide, you can only have a diet consisting of fried foods, gravy, beer and ranch dressing is the ONLY condiment you can use. You must also dedicate yourself to the Green Bay Packers, and LOVE Nascar as well. Good luck future plumber.
2006-08-17 19:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You cannot be a plummer if your butt crack does not stick out when you bend over - it's part of the training. Just kidding - didn't mean to offend any plummers. "I want to be a plummer" isn't really a question, but I know being overweight and showing your butt crack aren't plummer requirements either. Learn how to fix plumming and you can be a plummer. They make a good living.
2006-08-17 19:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry mate you've got to come from Poland or some other Eastern European state to do that job. You'd want to be paid too much anyway so it's the dole for you, Buster.
heavenlyhaggis
2006-08-17 19:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by d.perrot@btinternet.com 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is what plumbers caulk is for, to make a bigger *** and crack so when you are under a sink it sticks out. go get an apprenticeship you would know that.
2006-08-17 19:43:29 · answer #6 · answered by gamemanual 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loosen ur belt to the last notch, mebbe pull ur drawers down a bit like a wigger. oh, and make sure your thighs are wet, it will keep your pants in one spot so ur crack will bust out all over the place when u bend over. and bend DEEP
2006-08-17 19:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your'e doing wrong by thinking that way. Perhaps you should try roofing? Unstead of being under the sink you'll be on top of things!
2006-08-17 19:34:55 · answer #8 · answered by DirtyH2o 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Be a new less disgusting type of plumber...and why in the HECK would you like to be a plumber O.O
2006-08-17 19:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
buy an oversized pair of trousers, dont wear a belt, let your hair grow a bit rough and stubble!!!!!!!!!! you'll be just gorgeous!!!
2006-08-17 19:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by josephine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋