who has the best jokes and riddles?

Question

post it , its like a contest, whoever wins get 10 points

ok so if no one responds im gonna leave

haha good one elton

Answer 1

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

♥ JonBoy 44 ♥

He has the best jokes and riddles, especially because they have secret meanings in them, well, one's that only i can work out...


One day there was a little Rabbit, he was running through the forest really, really fast when suddenly he came across a Giraffe about to smoke a joint. The Rabbit turns to the Giraffe and says "Giraffe, why do you do this to your body, dont you know that it is bad for you, come, run with me through the forest and i will show you how much better life can be?" the Giraffe stops what he is doing, he looked at the joint, then looked at the Rabbit, he put the joint down and off through the forrest they went.

As they were enjoying their run throught the forest the Rabbit and the Girrafe come across an Elephant about to do a line of coke, they stop straight away and they Rabbit just had to ask "Elephant, why do you do this to your body, dont you know that it is bad for you, come, run with me through the forest and i will show you how much better life can be?" so the Elephant looked at hiz razor and mirror, looks at the Rabbit, puts down the drugs and off he goes into the forrest with the Rabbit and the Giraffe.

Suddenly the come across a Loin about to shoot up, the Rabbit was in shock, he turned to the lion and said "Lion, why do you do this to your body, dont you know that it is bad for you, come, run with us through the forest and we will show you how much better life can be?" the Lion stops and gives the Rabbit such a blank look, when all of a sudden, the Lion jumps onto the Rabbit and starts to maul him to death. The Giraffe and Elephant are totally shocked by what they are seeing, the ask the Loin "Why would you do that, don't you see that he was only trying to help you, to show you a better side to life?"

The Lion turns to them and says "For christ sake, don't F*cking make me feel like the bad one here, everytime that little F*cker is on pills, he wants me to run through the F*cking forrest looking like a F*cking retard, well i've had enough...!

Answer 3

Why did Elton John and his Husband break up?



Elton found out his husband was having sex behind his back.

Answer 4

In 1968 presidential candidate Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:

(a) Superman
(b) Jay Leno
(c) Harry Potter
(d) Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped & massacred by:

(a) Olga Corbutt
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Arnold Schwartzeneger
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:

(a) Norwegians from Ballard
(b) Elvis
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

(a) A pizza delivery boy
(b) Crazed feminists complaining that being able to throw a grenade beyond its own burst radius was an
unfair and sexist requirement in basic training
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

(a) John Dillinger
(b) The King of Sweden
(c) The Boy Scouts
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:

(a) The Smurfs
(b) Davy Jones
(c) The Little Mermaid
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.

In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, & a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:

(a) Captain Kidd
(b) Charles Lindberg
(c) Mother Teresa
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part in "Godfather 2"
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(c) Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of dynamite left over from the train mission
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

(a) Richard Simmons
(b) Grandma Moses
(c) Michael Jordan
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.

In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the Merciless"
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In October 2000, the USS Cole was attacked by suicide bombers resulting in the deaths of 17 US Navy Sailors. This attack was carried out by:

(a) Pink Floyd
(b) Jethro Tull
(c) Lynyrd Skynner
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one was crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida trying to outdo their attempted hijacking of the 2000 Presidential election
(c) Mr. Bean
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

(a) Bonny and Clyde
(b) Captain Kangaroo
(c) Billy Graham
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 & 40.


Hmmm ............. nope, ain't no patterns here.

Answer 5

"iamigloo" has the best riddles,by far.
As to who is the funniest,well,that would have to be me. :)

Answer 6

:)