My life is falling apart for these reasons:
Argus left me a month ago and hasnt returned. He is sleeping at Wilmas house from the Foodmart and shes ugly. I miss him
Stinky my possum is giving my a hard time. He no longer wants to eat his chicken bones. SOmetimes the neighbors leave catfood outside their trailer and I steal some but it seems like Stinky is getting pickier by the day. I love him but Hes giving me a hard time
The cops say I cant bath outside in my aluminum tub outside my trailer. There is no room in my trailer to put a tub and all we have is a toilet and a sink that barely works
Everytime I go anywhere men just wont stop flirting with me and making sexual advances. Im sick of it. Even girls flirt with me.
Theres just so much Im dealing with and now I I prostitute on the weekends to make extra money but so far nobody has paid me. They tell me theyll get me later than i never see them again
IM HAVING A BAD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-17 12:21:50 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
awwwww-poor thang, want to cry on my shoulder?
2006-08-17 14:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You really are having a bad day! Argus isn't going to come back, untill you bathe! Wilma doesn't really want him, but she hasn't got the 10 ft. pole to touch him with to push him off her couch. Stinky the possum will be OK, He's no longer eating the chicken bones, 'cause he's eating the neighbor's cats...not the cat food. To hell with the cops, flash them some boobs when they drive by, and they'll keep going. When Argus gets back, he'll dig you a new outhouse. Start telling the guys at work how much you charge, and maybe you can pick up some extra cash. Start taking your money upfront...and some d*ck in the back....you'll feel better!
2006-08-17 12:31:13 · answer #2 · answered by Laurie 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Poor stinksicle!!! I really believe you are having a bad day. The best thing to do is to 1. Rob your next John at knifepoint. 2. Go to Walmart and spend every cent. 3. Forget that aluminum tub! Order a hot tub for the front of the trailer and put fish in it! You get a bunch of benefits from that! You can cover the smell while you bathe and can eat what's in the tub too!!! They've never seen THAT in the trailer park before!!! Guarantee. Finally honey, go do something just for you. Throw flaming sacks of poo through that skanks front window. You don't need him anyway sugar! There are plenty of mongrels out there, sniffing for tidbits like you....
2006-08-17 12:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by nanawnuts 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, thats tough! Forget Argus, Turn the possum loose ,It's Illegal to keep a wild animal in captivity without a permit. Put a shower curtain around your tub, Makes it legal if no one can see you. As for prostitution, I don't reccomend it It's Illegal also. I thought prostitutes get the money up front. This way they don't get ripped off like you are. Get a job, Go to Church, and try to turn your life around. You will see a difference in your life in 2 months or less. Good Luck!!!
2006-08-17 12:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
You poor dear......
Argus is a fool, the fact that he is with
Wilma is proof.
Isn't Wilma his Aunt?
Try stealing some dog food from the
dog food bowls in the trailer park,
perhaps Stinky needs some variety in his
diet. Supplement his diet with a yorki or
two.
The cops are just mad because they are
jealous..
they want to join you but they must continue on
and fight crime instead
and quit giving out samples,
you know those pan handlers aren't going to pay you,
go on down to D.C. and stand outside the capital bldg..
maybe Bill Clinton will walk by and you can
work for him *wink-wink*
things will be better
2006-08-17 18:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Darling you need a vacation. Get a loan and use your trailer as collateral and get away. You Stinky and Doe Doe can come and stay with me k. Bring lots of money because I don't have much k. Take care and let me know you all will be coming.
2006-08-17 13:12:18 · answer #6 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think u need to find a new boyfriend, someone with money. you need a sugar daddy to take care of u.
ignore the cops and keep bathing outside. they are just jealous coz u get more attention than they do.
maybe u can feed stinky the roaches from your trailer.
2006-08-17 12:40:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Think of the 5 million people who have it worse. Ya know, like the kids who get their hands hacked off in sweatshops.
Oh, and get a new possum.
2006-08-17 13:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My advise to you is to rent some VHS tapes (I bet you can get the player for free) and learn from there, soon you'll able to perform as good as them; eventually, some one will appreciate your work...about tin-tub, tell your neighbors that is your Home-made Jacuzzi and shut-up.
2006-08-20 11:33:15 · answer #9 · answered by Mimi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To all the people who have recommended god as an answer ... I don't think even god is willing lend a hand...
You are totally hilarious!
Cheer yourself up by listening to that corny dumb a s s song 'bad day' by daniel powter... who has similar dumb a s s characteristics
2006-08-17 15:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by Skyeboi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Life is tough.
But seriously, I admire you. You actually live in a TRAILER HOUSE!!!!! WOW!!!!! that's been my dream since I was a little kid. I'm squatting in a rundown old shack here in West Virginia, myself. And you can't be serious! You have a bathroom INSIDE the trailer?????? Are you a movie star or something.
Take care, and GOOD LUCK!!!!!
2006-08-17 13:19:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋