2006-08-17 12:16:08 · 9 answers · asked by jameshens 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you get when you cross 2 lesbians with a corn on the cob?
Earmuffs
2006-08-17 12:25:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Winters are fierce where he lives, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman.
Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the landlord asked, "Didn't you like the muffs?"
The Foreman said, "They're a thing of beauty."
"Why don't you wear them?"
The Foreman explained, "I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me a drink, but I didn't hear him! Never again, never again!"
2006-08-17 12:25:59 · answer #2 · answered by Lindy357 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The word "earmuffs" is funny as hell on it's own!
2006-08-17 12:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah there were 3women ,they went into the toilet,2 started to reapply make up the other was using the toilet,"whats that smell one said?" "earmuff stinks" said the other
2006-08-17 12:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by angela j 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my girlfriend bought some earmuffs ,i thought they were ankle warmers.
2006-08-17 12:32:02 · answer #5 · answered by lefang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the ear say to the nose after the sneeze?
pardon me , i didn't hear you because of my earmuffs
2006-08-17 12:23:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My girlfriend has a clitoris in each ear. Every birthday and Christmas she wants the same present.
2006-08-17 12:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-17 17:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
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