Aging With A Smile
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old .. as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
I think I've reached my expiration date.
People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life provided w e get cable or that dish thing.
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
If these wise sayings caused you to laugh, send them on to some others who need a chuckle - that is if you can remember who they are.
THE SENILITY PRAYER Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do , and the eyesight to tell the difference.
2006-08-17 12:16:08 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks, my granny loved this
2006-08-17 12:21:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grandma! Who told you the password to get on the internet? Back to the care center for you! Bad Grandma!
2006-08-17 12:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really like them. I laughed at most of them, but a few made me wince...... They hit too close to home
2006-08-17 13:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really good, my mother will love it! Thank you for the laugh!
2006-08-17 12:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by iLoveDawnDawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was doing more than smiling as i laughed while reading your funny stuff!!!
2006-08-17 12:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! I"ll need this in 50 years time ;)
2006-08-22 17:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-21 05:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by ~Bored~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha smile â¥
2006-08-17 13:49:09 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks even if i have my problems i was able to smile and laugh because of this
2006-08-21 13:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by Rolando Jr. E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
funny
2006-08-22 22:23:20 · answer #10 · answered by Cath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. These are funny. Thanks for the laughs. LOL.
2006-08-17 15:10:55 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋