I have a question here. With the onset of an atheist society that feels no connection with our Lord and His sweet commandments of faithfulness after marriage and abstinance before marriage...the sexually transmitted diseases are rampant...if one is a vampire this is quite hazardous and time consuming. Do you realize the time a vampire has to spend now finding someone who doesnt have aids? Just picture it for those poor guys and girls now....they have to ask their victims, " excuse me ? are you monogamous ? "... Do you realize the risk factor now for them ? I mean the poor " suckers " are proly in a panic and on prozac just from the fear and risk factor alone. Do you think a vampire questionaire would make it safer for them ? I think reparations are due to all vampires from the atheist community for the risk and damages they've caused to vampires by rejecting the commandments mentioned. . Anyone agree or disagree ?
2006-08-17 12:02:21 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
JUST KIDDING GUYS... nooo WAY...I DO NOT SUCK ! VAMPIRES SUCK!
2006-08-17 12:10:22 · update #1
and africans arent catholic for the most part...sorry..ur wrong
2006-08-17 12:11:21 · update #2
Dude that's hilarious, and that's all I have to say about that.
2006-08-17 12:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OK,old question,but I have to answer it anyway.The first thing would be that vampires are not susceptible to human diseases,being that they are,for the most part,dead.See,that's one thing I never got,they're dead and have no pulse,but they have to have blood.Or they will...die.Maybe by consuming human blood they take that person's life into them,thus sustaining it.Who knows?I think it's based on the whole "blood of Christ" thing in communion.Which I have NEVER taken because it creeps me out.Never been baptized,either.Oh goodness,I DO suck,I guess.Anyway,if a vampire were susceptible,then Christians wouldn't be a safer bet.Getting saved doesn't take away any v.d. you might have lying around.I mean,I could run out and cheat on my husband,get AIDS,repent and be saved,but still be a threat to my husband AND the vampires that lurk outside my house at night.And what about Werewolves?Do they get the mange from the dogs left too often alone by their church-going Christian masters?Sigh.There are just too many uncertainties in the world.
2006-08-19 02:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by kimberli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...how to answer this one.... Ok, let's go with belief in vampires on blind faith. We do that here, right? Then I'm assuming that we will also take on faith that what is written about vampires is true. It's in a book, after all...must be true.
Therefore, vampires are "immortal" and can't be killed except for decapitation, burning, or a stake thru the heart. AIDS would not affect them at all.
It's a "moo" point. (like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter) ~Joey
2006-08-17 19:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a practicing vampire (I'm trying to break the habit, really ... no, really I am), and privy to the many dark secrets held closely within the human heart, I find the greatest threat within the Christian community.
Christians try to conceal their wickedness, atheists are easily read and pose no threat.
I want reparations from Christians for the close calls I've had returning to my coffin, still unsatisfied, only to lie in the torment of the darkness awaiting my next opportunity ... wait a minute, I'm breaking that bad habit.
Never mind.
2006-08-17 19:11:10 · answer #4 · answered by Left the building 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm a Satanic Atheist and I am completely monogamous. I've been sleeping with the same man since I was 16, and I have no intention of sleeping with anyone else, soooooo, what exactly is the point you're trying to make?
2006-08-17 19:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The spread of Aids is more to do with the catholic church preaching against condoms than open sexuality.
The vast majority of Aids victims are African.
2006-08-17 19:09:13 · answer #6 · answered by Bob-bob 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But an Atheist Vampire is invulnerable to the crucifix. LoL
2006-08-17 19:38:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I see your views but I do not agree with the aethists only should be paying; a great deal of christians (I being one) are not monogamous seeing as I am not married.
2006-08-17 19:10:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like mira's answer but I would like to add that you are judgemental and the bible says "judge not least ye be judged" ask him forgiveness and you may not go to hell for it. Get off the drugs and accept people for who they are... even vampires or you just might meet one when you really don't want to.
2006-08-18 19:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. First off. NO SUCH THING AS VAMPIRES. therefore, the rest of your statements are irrelevant. the end.
2006-08-17 19:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by Eileen 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋