Oh please go take your meds. I'm not in the mood for you today.
2006-08-17 11:57:21
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answer #1
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answered by Medusa 5
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Um, I went back in time, and well, you know, the bible has got it all wrong. Or maybe it was right, but then someone royally screwed it up. What happened was this: the Earth Mother was displeased with her son, for he was sacrificing babies to a false god, even though they lived beneath the Tree of Life, which blooms, bears fruit and sheds leaves in the same season. They had no reason to labour for their daily bread, for the tree gave it all to them and did not die. However, the man was bored and allowed his priests to start a strange religion, which involved a great deal of bloodshed, so the Earth sent a woman, an Amazon, who would sacrifice herself willingly, and who, as a sign of her fidelity, cut off her right breast. The Earth did not hate her son, but loved him to the extreme, and when that love was awakened in his heart, it was too late, for the Amazon lay dead upon the altar to the false god. In anger, God removed the Tree of Life, and the Earth Mother spoke to the people, saying that until the desert once again becomes verdant, the Tree of Life will no longer be allowed. The end.
Stupid man.
And "woman" comes from the Scottish word meaning "wife-man". Don't let fools mislead you.
2006-08-18 15:46:14
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answered by Shinigami 7
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i am not the most versed in religion...but i'm pretty sure according to your bible jesus didn't show up until long after adam ate the apple
as you stated:
"Do you know it was for the woman that Adam was misguided and disobeyed Jesus to eat the fruit
and bring sin amonst us"
don't lecture unless you actually know what youre talking about
2006-08-17 11:52:45
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answered by . 5
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hmm so we spoke english interior the backyard of eden eh? i'm a woman and that i'm no longer a tranvestite. i do no longer know any woman that's a transvestite. Mary gave beginning to Jesus she replaced into maximum blessed between women human beings. God did no longer curse Eve to be a servant to adam the curse to eve replaced into to cause them to have hard artwork soreness while they supply beginning yet they yearn for his or her husband. women human beings have been created to be guy's helpmate no longer his servant. i will take my husband a plate of food for supper via fact i choose to no longer via fact i'm his servant and in turn he will do some thing staggering for me besides. that's the way love and marriage artwork. And particular i know with reference to the entire intercourse earlier marriage equals married in God's eyes. I did rather sturdy with that one until eventually finally i went via a divorce yet now i'm getting married lower back so i think of its high quality. I desire the the remainder of the international might understand that throughout the time of god's eyes those that stay at the same time are married reason then we does not want that little piece of paper to make the church chuffed.
2016-09-29 09:30:53
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answered by ? 4
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Dude what is your problem, First you say sex only if your married, now your saying dont get married because sex is evil?? Did Mary Jane turn you down when you asked her to prom all those years ago. My goodness, I think your Mothership is calling, Do us a favor, And go home
2006-08-17 11:53:33
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answer #5
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answered by Metallicat 3
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Too bad! There is a woman on this site who is perfect for you. Her name is Edna. The two of you are truly soul-mates...on second thought, never mind...stay barren and do not multiply!
2006-08-17 15:23:53
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answer #6
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answered by ValleyViolet 6
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"if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married."
Your God is evil! Rape is horrible.
2006-08-17 12:02:34
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answer #7
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answered by Mrs. Pears 5
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YOU KNOW WHAT IF IT WAS NOT FOR A WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE HERE. YOU #$$&0^3 $#%^ #%^&*(@ (^#. AND BY THE WAY THE STORY OF ADAM AND EVE IS NOT EVEN REAL. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT AND I AM A FELLOW CHRISTIAN.
2006-08-17 11:54:51
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answered by Anonymous
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One thing is for darned sure: sex is the last thing you should ever have to worry about.
2006-08-17 11:54:04
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answered by SB 7
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whoa, dude, what drug are you on?
2006-08-17 11:51:57
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answered by peaceful_sorceress 2
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