Lets just say that there "really" is a god, you die and you find yourself at the White Perly Gates, God and Jesus are standing there, looking at you what do you say?
I think I would say "Ah Hell"
2006-08-17 11:43:32 · 12 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would say, incredulously, "Holy S**t I made it up here?!"
2006-08-17 12:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's the Judeo-Christian God? I'd say "Damn, I was wrong" and then call God and Jesus a few explicit words to ensure I go to hell. After reading the Bible there is no way I would want to spend an eternity with God, He is immoral and unjust. After all the killing he's done, for no reason, I'd rather take my chances with Satan.
2006-08-17 12:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by holidayspice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I'll say... wait a minute I see what you're doing.
I'm going to keep this answer for myself. What I say will be heard soon enough. Good question, though, I like reading other answers.
2006-08-17 11:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by twowords 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There may be a god beyond the singularity but isn't it a bit presumptuous of humans to decide in the vast universe, we decide who god is, maybe you will answer to him for this
2006-08-17 11:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say
So you gave me free will and I exercised it. Would you really knock down a human being for that?
2006-08-17 11:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much to enter the poker tournament and could you send a cocktail over to my table?
2006-08-17 12:20:17 · answer #6 · answered by basscatcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would humble myself and acknowledge how bad a life I have really lived.
2006-08-17 11:49:14 · answer #7 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, if christians really believe in repenting I would to a heck of a lot of it.
2006-08-17 11:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You know me better than anyone. You knew my intentions were good. You knew why I didn't believe in the bible, and you knew that I did believe in you, just not your followers."
2006-08-17 11:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not an atheist but your question is really clever and funny. Thanks for making me grin!
2006-08-17 11:52:23 · answer #10 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋