best punch line gets 10 points.
2006-08-17 11:07:51 · 10 answers · asked by ace striker 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Will you MEOWry me? Be MEOW husband...I won't call you puppy anymore,,but PAPA!
2006-08-17 11:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, Helloooooo Mr ace striker,
If you really want to know, the kitten said, "Hello, dog!" and the dog said, "Bloody Hell! A talking kitten!"
2006-08-17 11:15:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I'll be darned...It ain't every day a lil'Siamese pussy runs smack dab Into a lil'Cocker Spaniel.
2006-08-17 11:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by obigrod 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have'nt yet met the kitten.
2006-08-21 01:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by sonu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blimy a talking dog
2006-08-17 11:15:06 · answer #5 · answered by fan_of_metal_gear_solid_4_life 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOTHING. Kittens can't talk.
2006-08-17 11:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the cat didn't have time to speak
2006-08-17 11:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Lor-the-Giraffe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Meow, meow, meow...
2006-08-21 04:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by pn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meow!
2006-08-17 11:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by moe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You have an owner, I have staff!"
2006-08-17 11:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋