The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year
old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year
or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying
a "mail order" bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the
rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The
banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride
to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in
November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was,
could see that the sexual appetite of a young
woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old
man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be
happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom
should consider getting a hired hand to help him
out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its
own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and
said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom
in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the
banker. Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked
out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."
Don't ever underestimate us old geezers.
2006-08-17 11:06:16 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good.......I actually know an old geezer who has a russian mail order.......she's a knockout!!!!!!!
2006-08-17 11:21:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Words Women Use
"Fine"
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
"Five Minutes"
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
"Nothing"
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
"Go Ahead"
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
"Loud Sigh"
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
"That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake
"Thanks"
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary.
If a woman is thanking you.
Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
i got these from an old girlfriend...
2006-08-17 17:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a good one. LOL.
Have a nice evening.
2006-08-17 17:11:21 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-08-17 11:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by Luci 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Good one.
2006-08-22 23:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny.lol.
2006-08-17 11:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by sweet.brunette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha....good one
2006-08-23 03:44:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
know any jokes?
2006-08-23 04:48:14 · answer #8 · answered by New Rider of the purple sage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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i didnt read the joke im just bored
2006-08-23 10:55:56 · answer #9 · answered by chivasgirl3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't put my business in the streets.
2006-08-17 14:51:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋