I got mad and threw my dogs bone at the tv and i heard this loud creek then it tipped over face fist onto my dog and the wood floor and hit my dog now there is glass all over the place and the tv is too heavy to pick up, what should i do?
2006-08-17 11:06:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
MY PARENTS ARE ALMOST HOME!
2006-08-17 11:06:53 · update #1
Tell your Mom and Dad they are going to have a grandchild - that will buy you some time, you know. Quickly pack your things, go to the desert and contemplate for a couple of years.
I hope that helps.
:)
2006-08-17 11:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by nelabis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your TV has a face? Clocks have faces but usually TVs have screens. Oh, wait. Maybe you have a 50 inch transvestite in your home. Now it all makes sense.
2006-08-17 18:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Is the dog alive? Call 911
Or get a neighbor to help move the tv. QUICK!!!
2006-08-17 18:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by I love Jesus 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, your dog is mine now. He's in hell dude and he's going to enjoy it and soon it'll be your turn. well guess you gotta clean the mess up! See ya soon... oh and I renamed your dog, it's Gaycockinoffinyahm. You're dog likes it...
Are your parents there yet?
2006-08-17 18:16:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol unlicky and buy a new 1 quick
2006-08-17 18:11:18 · answer #5 · answered by Sandeep D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, once, they would have hung you up by your thumbs in the dungeons for less than that....
God, I'll miss the screaming!!
2006-08-17 18:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too bad "The what should I do retard" is not on. this sounds like something he could help you with.
2006-08-17 18:14:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Write a last will & testament.
2006-08-17 18:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
911...thats not funny
2006-08-17 18:11:10 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
get it off me NOW!
2006-08-17 18:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by 自由思想家 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋