The Philosophy of Dogs !!!!!?

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The Philosophy of Dogs




The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous


Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

-Ann Landers


If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

-Will Rogers


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves

himself.

-Josh Billings




The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney


We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

-M. Acklam


Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

-Sigmund Freud


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

-Rita Rudner



A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

-Robert Benchley


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

-Franklin P. Jones


If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have

known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

-James Thurber


If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

-Unknown


My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein


Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

-Anne Tyler


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

-Robert A. Heinlein





If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain


You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

- Dave Barry


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras


If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret


My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

Answer 1

You really made me want to go home and hug my dogs, thank-you.

Answer 2

Pay special attention to #5

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . making money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . not piddling in your pants.

Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short. Dance naked!

Answer 3

he's appearing like a common canines. canines are opportunistic which signifies that they take advantage of the priority. Your toast became accessible hence the puppy took benefit of the priority. i'd not study something more beneficial into this. regrettably your doggy will be even more beneficial attempting next time considering he received the type of beautiful reward for moves this morning. So day after today you could should be even more beneficial vigilant or you'll free toast back day after today.

Answer 4

Dogs come when they are called, Cats take a message and get back to you later

Answer 5

Dogs can teach lessons if we would only pay attention and learn.
I have a bulldog, Uncle Mister, and he is one smart dog.

You have a really nice evening, and God Bless.

Answer 6

I loved it. I could think of several more things to say about my dog.

Answer 7

what a bunch of poopoo schitt. Just Funnen! had to say something I thought this was suppose to be a joke and it turns out you had to vent about your dog. You need to get out more.

Answer 8

After reading that, I just want to stick my head out of a car window!!

Answer 9

Im alergic to dogs... Haaaa Chew!

Answer 10

Yes, all this is true - and more.

But that still doesn't change the fact that they smell when they get caught in the rain.