Bohner...what to do with it?

Question

I woke up this morning with a bohner in my pants… my bohner, not someone else’s. I know because I checked three times. This wasn’t a surprise since I wake up most mornings with a hard on, but on this occasion I was unable to beat it away. You see, I was running late for work and there was no time. Usually I am quite pleased to find a bohner in my pants because I love masturbation. Its one of my many hobbies… along with picking my nose, making booger sculptures, playing X-Box, and cooking.

Anyways, back to my bohner. I was a little upset to see it because I felt remorseful that I wasn’t going to have time to deal with it. I felt bad… like I was neglecting one of my children. What to do. Well, like any good problem solver I decided to bring it to work with me. I think my co-workers were a little turned off by it… but fcuk them. I hate them anyways. Right now I’m having lunch with it. I ordered my usual, cheese pizza from Sabaros.

Answer 1

lol! Thanks for making me laugh today, I needed some cheer before going to work:)

Answer 2

u might have to beat it now since ur at lunch and if it happens again take a deep breath dont think bout anything related 2 sex and give urself a few min 4 it 2 go down i know it happens 2 me while im in school and thas wut i gotta do

Answer 3

Carpe Diem my friend, here today gone tomorrow

Answer 4

Just make sure your penis likes whatever topping you do so you can agree on what to buy.


P.S.yes, lighten the hell up!

Answer 5

try to wack up/(oh I mean) wake up earlier and handle the man looking up at you so your day can run smoother.....

Answer 6

Consider yourself reported.

Answer 7

hahahaha, thanks for this it was really entertaining.