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HERES ONE OF MY FAVORITES:
A RUSSIAN GUY, AN AMERICAN GUY, AND A MEXICAN GUY ARE ALL IN A BAR.
THE RUSSIAN GUY DRINKS A BOTTLE OF VODKA, THROWS THE BOTTLE UP IN THE AIR, AND SHOOTS IT. HE SAYS "ITS OK WE HAVE ALOT OF THOSE IN OUR COUNTRY"
THE MEXICAN GUY DRINKS A TEQUILA, THROWS THE BOTTLE UP IN THE AIR SHOOTS IT AND SAYS "ITS OK WE HAVE ALOT OF THOSE IN OUR COUNTRY"
THE AMERICAN GUY DRINKS A BEER, THROWS THE BOTTLE UP IN THE AIR AND SHOOTS THE MEXICAN GUY AND SAYS "ITS OK WE HAVE ALOT OF THOSE IN OUR COUNTRY!"
2006-08-17 09:04:35 · 11 answers · asked by Ryan O 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good.
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2006-08-17 17:16:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I've heard this joke before but the american shoots the asian guy... I guess him shooting the Mexican guy makes more sense though. Probably cuz the person who told me the joke was Mexican. LOL. Still a funny joke!
2006-08-17 16:09:57 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the train there are two girls next to each other, one is beautiful and the other one is big... also there are two man behind them, one is a gringo and the other one is a mexican... as they pass by a dark tunel sounds BUM!!!.
As they get out and there is light again, the mexican has his face all red from a nice hit!
The nice girld thinks: this guy tried to touch me, touch the big one and she gave him a nice kick...
The fat chic thinks: this guy touched the nice girld and she gave him a nice fist...
The mexican thinks: this "cabron" gringo touched the nice girld and she hit me!!!
Finaly the gringo thinks: I hope there be another dark tunel soon to hit the mexican ones again!!!
2006-08-17 16:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by alexnaturals 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are three cowboys and they captured by an Indian Tribe. THe chief tells them they are going to kill and use their skin to make canoes. He asks if they have any last minute request. The first cowboy asks if he could have a gun. They give it to him and he shoots himself. The second asks if he could have a knife and he stabs himself. The third cowboy asks for a fork and stabs himself all over. THen in great pain he says" I hope your stupid canoe sinks!"
2006-08-17 16:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by dianacosmina789 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pirate walks into a bar; he's got a steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender: Hey buddy, did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?
Pirate: Arrrrrrr, and it's drivin' me nuts!
2006-08-17 16:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by purple4k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A turtle is tryin to cross the freeway. take the f outta free amd the f outta way. will he make it across??
Answer: theres no f in way.
lol i learned it at camp.
2006-08-17 16:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by bonez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1 lol
2006-08-20 19:09:20 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a very boring joke. Not funny at all.
2006-08-17 16:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where do sports teams go to get their uniforms? New Jersey get it NEW JERSEY?
2006-08-19 15:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by n8boi02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a black woman with braces called?
2006-08-17 16:22:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋