"No, no, no!" said the penguin, "I suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder!"
"Surprise! Surprise! That's not my ear canal either!"
Oh no! The leak is coming from the Global Positioning Satellite System again!
"Mommy Mommy," Little Johnny replied, "is that why the souffl? is burnt?"
"Tokyo?" Said the nun, "You fool, I said take the hoe!"
And then my dad farted and it smelled and I said to my father you farted and it smelled.
And slowly, the sheep turned to each other and glared silently.
"Whew!" said the blonde, "I thought you meant the vacuum-insulated sealable container with the heat reflective inner surface!"
"No wait, you don't understand," said the fat man, "Pop Tarts are a substitute for my mother's love!"
As they opened the door they realized they were terribly mistaken. The dog was only taking a nap.
"Yeah," said the Scottsman, "but at least I don't have a scented hand soap named after ME!"
2006-08-17 08:50:12 · 7 answers · asked by vwallwood 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No.
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2006-08-17 16:10:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Foreigners: Dam. I love been a foreigner, some of us get married as arrangement and some as family loyalty. My wife (Dam)
Anyway… We went to a restaurant in London, whilst I was waiting for my our meal, the fork drop on the floor, as I was about to pick it up, the waiter ran over and said “never mind sir I will replace it with a new one”
I then accidentally drop the serviette on the floor, the waiter again rush over and again said “never mind sir I will replace it with a new one”
A few moments later I look to my right where my wife was sitting on the edge of the chair…
Dam, dam, dam.
2006-08-18 07:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by Michael 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I don't know, but I hope they are good!
(All I could think of when I saw the title was the joke about the comedian with a memory problem. He would tell a joke, but the only punchline he could recall was "He only took tips.")
2006-08-17 15:59:29 · answer #3 · answered by tigglys 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i love the idea of this question. But i don't have the time to think about them now, sorry. I hope you get some good ones tho!
2006-08-17 16:02:49 · answer #4 · answered by lexie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodness I know being on Yahoo!answers means that I have too much time in my hands but it also implies that am probably lazy too....so reading ,let alone answering all of that.. ahem...
Good luck though!
2006-08-17 16:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by Jmyooooh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y'all 2 working together?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlW4egARn9oOZ.kWWNL6q_fsy6IX?qid=20060819120726AA9aA1G
2006-08-21 14:22:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no... i don't really understand what you are talking about in these anyway... good luck...
2006-08-17 15:56:29 · answer #7 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋