ok the worlds hardest riddle?

Question

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

if you have the answer explain it, its not time

STOP POSTING!

Answer 1

Time...?

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.

Answer 2

Pressure

I turn polar bears white - Pressure (energy) from the sun causes a reflection so that the skin appears white.

I will make you cry - When you're under pressure, you usually cry

I make guys have to pee - Pressure usually makes people have to pee, it also makes it really hard to keep it in.

Girls comb their hair - The pressure to look nice.

I make celebrities look stupid - everyone knows celebrities lose their cool under pressure

I turn pancakes brown - Pressure (heat) makes the pancakes brown.

make your champagne bubble - pressure from the carbon dioxide

if you squeeze me, i'll pop - too much pressure makes things pop... think balloon

if you look at me, you'll pop - when you're under lots of pressure you pop

But if this really is just another damn repeat, then the answer is really just "no, i can't guess the riddle because the riddle's right in front of me".

Answer 3

Time

Answer 4

The answer is "NO"

It was the worlds easiest riddle. I saw it on the net so it wasnt hard.

This is the 501th time it has been posted on yahoo answers.

Answer 5

Photographer!

Answer 6

The answer is "No", seeing as the question in "Can you guess the riddle?"

It's been on Yahoo Answers before.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=AkBEosFFvd1c4lpzexAbiDEjzKIX?qid=1006041604141

Answer 7

time

Answer 8

time

Answer 9

time

Answer 10

No, I do not know the answer. I would want to know the answer, though.