2006-08-17 08:43:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He said,
"jhtsb ysdnm kxidid njdjjkd chdhd?
nsjd qo3,d,d ckfoof kdkd!"
This guy was a Ventblimparian and the bar was on a planet not yet discovered by astronomers here on Earth. (It will be discovered in the year 4693, trust me) However, Earthlings will never be able to pronounce it and will refer to it simply as "Planbar" (which came from "The Planet with a Bar".
Unfortunately, even though I can speak his language, this particular bloke comes from the North-West-South-a-Bit and they do have rather a weird accent, but I will do my best.
It is a reference to the Gringle Flonker (the blue one with the pink shtrarkle sticking out the side) which he had lent to his near neighbour, who hadn't yet returned it.
It would appear that the man had already drunk several Gargle Blasters in a nearby pub and was in a state of severe dripsonalia, not a good condition to be in when trying to retrieve a Gringle Flonker.
He asked his neighbour if his mothers, they have 4 on Planbar, had ever had convisions with the natives of Drippy Minor (a rather insignificant little planet orbiting the Polar Drip) which apparently is a rather nasty thing to say to anyone, especially to someone who is in possession of a Gringle Flonker mark 3. (that's the one with the pink thing)
Sorry I can't be more precise than that but I hope it will set your mind at rest and allow you to sleep well tonight.
Love,
Slartibartfast
XXX
2006-08-17 09:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.
2006-08-18 02:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-08-17 15:48:53 · answer #3 · answered by lexie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He says "Ouch!" Then, he wonders why he wasn't paying attention to where he was going.
2006-08-17 15:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"OUCH! Bloody Bar! Somebody should have striped it yellow to make it easier to see!"
2006-08-17 15:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't he see it?
2006-08-17 21:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah buddy! It's a nudie bar!
That's not what I would say, its what He said.
2006-08-17 15:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2006-08-17 16:02:14 · answer #8 · answered by ~Azorian Chick~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2006-08-17 15:49:05 · answer #9 · answered by katykid93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pr0b@ly (probaly) ordred a drink.
2006-08-17 15:50:29 · answer #10 · answered by I ♥ Maximum Ride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋