Ok, the person who can come up with the best metaphor for being insane get's 10 points.
This includes such phrases as:
One sandwich short of a picnic.
Playing cards with too many jokers.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
The light is on but no one is home.
Come on people. Get as CRAZY as you want here. The most original, the funniest, the most fitting, will get the 10 points.
I want over 100 answers.
2006-08-17 07:52:45 · 19 answers · asked by cirestan 6 in Health ➔ Mental Health
The wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead.
One balloon short of a bunch.
2006-08-17 08:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Summer♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One_____short of a ____? metaphors:
One beer short of a six pack
One brick short of a load (or pile, or wall)
One egg short of a dozen
One gallon short of a full tank
One ant short of a picnic
One card short of a deck
One clown short of a circus
One feather short of a whole bird
One fry short of a super size
One tomato short of sauce
One truck short of a convoy
One fortune cookie short of a dinner
One pepperoni short of a pizza
One sandwich short of a picnic
One train short of the AmTrak
Other metaphors......
You're the flower of my life....a blooming idiot
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t watching
Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colourful, but not too sharp
He/she’s got a mind like a steel trap, rusted shut
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he/she only gargled
So dumb, when I asked her to pass the plate, she said: "Upper or
lower?"
She is so dumb, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if she had two guesses
Sets the lowest possible goals, and consistently fails to achieve them.
I could go on and on with this ......
2006-08-17 15:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by Big-Sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One Big Mac short of a Heart Attack
One Concentration Camp short of a Halocaust
2006-08-17 14:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One d i c k short of a p e n i s.
2006-08-17 15:03:02 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
egg short of a dozen
the engine is on, but no one is behind the wheel
player short of a team
beer short of a sixpack
slides into first base
putts from the rough
fishes without bait
2006-08-17 15:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by e fitz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
taco short of a combo plate
brick short of a load
not the brightest crayon in the box
bright as a burned out bulb
2006-08-17 15:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by icddppl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 penny short of a $.
1 card short of a full deck.
1 number short of 51-50.
1 pickle short of a bushel.
1 beer short of a six pack.
1 brain short of being human.
2006-08-17 15:03:38 · answer #7 · answered by who be boo? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bats in the bellfry
Loonie Tunes
Crackers
Nutty as a Fruitcake
2006-08-17 14:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One french fry short of a happy meal
2006-08-17 14:58:51 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One section short of a nine piece sectional...not the brightest crayon in the box, not the sharpest knife in the drawer ...etc lol
2006-08-17 16:13:41 · answer #10 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋