whoever has the funniest gets the ten points
2006-08-17 07:47:46 · 33 answers · asked by Pudge 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
- Wow, that's a long way to fall....
- Hey! Look at that snake! It looks just like a rattlesnake!
- Electrician? No way! I can fix this myself!
-Awwwwww, that bear is so cute! Take my picture with it, willl you?
-Of course I made sure the harness was on right. I've been rappeling *before*, dummy.
-This bridge looks pretty stable.
-THere *aren't* any sharks at this beach. I read it in the brochure.
-Parachute? I don't need a parachute!
-Nope, there aren't any bullets in it.
-That bottle rocket is a dud, too! Let me go get it.
-I would do *anything* for a Klondike Bar.
-When's the baby due, ma'am?
2006-08-17 07:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gary aka "Baba Booey" of the Howard Stern show said his fathers last words were "Shut Up"
2006-08-17 07:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by ferret fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nitwit. Oddment. Blubber. Tweak. Off you trot!
2006-08-17 07:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Oneofthesedays 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life Insurance Policy is in the top drawer.
2006-08-17 07:53:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm very noncommittal with friends when we make plans. I'm always saying "let's just see what happens" when my friends try to get me to do something on a particular day.
I think "let's just see what happens" would be funny on a tombstone.
2006-08-17 07:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by mollyneville 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, you're a cannibal
Pull the pin and count to what?
I wonder where the mother bear is...
2006-08-17 08:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grandpa (dying) : "what can i say before i die that would be really funny?"
Little Tommy (whose 4 yrs old) : "see u in hell"
2006-08-17 08:19:29 · answer #7 · answered by the ocho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ate fiber glass insulation once... It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said... *whisper* my stomach's itchy...!
2006-08-17 07:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Down goes Frazier!!!!!!
2006-08-17 08:07:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOO! Nice teeth! Wait.....
2006-08-17 08:24:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋