Cheers
2006-08-17 07:24:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-17 16:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
One Payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O'Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicyfruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed Oh Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. Mary Jane said "You are even better than the Three Musketeers." Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.
2006-08-17 14:28:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm bored at work too... Sorry no funny jokes for you!
I'm counting down for 5
2006-08-17 14:28:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-08-17 14:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by Bee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?
2006-08-17 14:29:35 · answer #5 · answered by I♥NY 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wife: Why r u home so early??
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell!!!!
Whats the common between sun and woman underwear??
1. They r both hot
2. they both disappear at night
3. both look better when going down!!
What are the fastest three ways to communicate??
1. Internet
2. Telecom
3. Telewoman
Why don't men trust women?
How can they trust a human being that bleeds 7 days a month n doesn't die?!!!
2006-08-17 14:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
joke#1: Three blondes walk into a bar, and order a round of shots. the bartender lines them up and the first blonde raises her glass and says, "to 56 days!" They down the liqueur, and ask for another round. the bartender gets them, and the second blonde raises hers and says,"to 56 days!" They drink them up and ask for three more. The bartender is curious, and asks, "Girls, what's with this '56 days?' " the third blonde replies,"Well, we did this puzzle, see, and it said on the box '2-4 years,' but WE finished it in 56 days!"
joke#2:(sorry, i just know blonde jokes!) This blonde runs out of her house and starts jumping up and down and shouting and laughing....her friend next-door sees her and runs out to join the celebration, hugs her, and says,"Hey, what happened???"
"I'm pregnant!!!" says the blonde.
"WOW! That's wonderful!!!" cries her friend.
"Guess what else?" the blonde continues," It's twins!"
"Gee, how do you know that? I mean, you just figured out you were pregnant, right?"
" Well, i went to WalMart to buy a pregnancy test. They came in twin packs, and when i tested, and they both ended up positive!"
2006-08-17 14:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by peakfreak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you put 32 red necks in a room ? A full set of teeth,
Yo mamma so poor your boobies are natural.
Yo mamma so ugly shes only been married twice.
2006-08-17 14:31:23 · answer #8 · answered by zensumman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar and says ouch
2006-08-17 14:45:00 · answer #9 · answered by bstsgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
google up some funny joke websites
2006-08-17 14:30:30 · answer #10 · answered by somepaliguy27 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋