English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

2006-08-17 07:14:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

LOL, a muslim calling me a pig, and a Christain calling me a terrorist...Im so confused !

2006-08-17 07:21:27 · update #1

16 answers

Chuck Norris. No matter who is in the ring, the winner will be Chuck Norris. 'Nuff said.

2006-08-17 07:22:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Problem: you'd have Jesus death-wrestling with his own Father.

Let me explain. Too many Christians think of Allah as some pagan god worshipped by the Muslims. However, Islam is a monotheistic religion culled from the story of Abraham, the same way Judaism and Christianity are. We all worship the same God; we just have different views of Him. Allah is Arabic for God just like El is Hebrew for God. Many Hebrew and Arabic words are similar, like shalom and salaam (peace), or even the same. Christian Arabs call God Allah.

I know that Muslims don't believe that God had or needed a Son, and that Jesus is just a divine prophet. As a Christian, I disagree, of course.

Unless you want to regard the Crucifixion as Father and Son wrestling to the death, I don't think Jesus and Yahweh would duke it out as enemies. However, some fathers and sons do wrestle in a friendly, loving way, and who's to say Jesus and Yahweh don't wrestle? We know how God, or an angel, wrestled all night with Jacob before Jacob reunited with Esau. One of the translations for the word Israel is "one who wrestles with God".

To answer your question, probably God the Father would defeat God the Son, but sometimes the Father would let the Son win, and sometimes it's a draw, and maybe, just maybe, Jesus can "outwit" his Daddy sometimes. (Is that a blasphemous thought?)

2006-08-17 14:30:00 · answer #2 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 4 0

MTV Deathmatch: Allah vs Jesus. Winner is?

The Devil would be the winner.

Think about it!

Peace!

2006-08-17 14:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by C 7 · 1 1

To be fair, it should be God vs. Allah or Jesus vs. Muhammed.

I think they have an exhibition match scheduled in Asgard for the weekend after Armeggedon--check it out.

2006-08-17 14:27:16 · answer #4 · answered by wayfaroutthere 7 · 0 1

They are one in the same, so it would be a tie. Each culture has developed its own symbolism, stories and icons for articulating humanity's relationship to the divine, but they share the same essence.

[Note, here, I am not referring to Jesus as a human, but rather to the religous principles that have developed around him as being not only human but divine, where divine is understood as something that transcends human existence.]

2006-08-17 14:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by Didgeridude 4 · 0 1

Jesus is the servant of God, he would not fight him, Jesus (pbuh)worships God. God wouldn't fight Jesus, and Jesus wound't go against God's will. Jesus is love, and God is All Loving, and Most merciful to the believers.

2006-08-17 14:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by Muse 4 · 1 0

Jesus is a hippie and allah appears to be crazy so....probably allah.

2006-08-17 14:20:58 · answer #7 · answered by mutterhals 4 · 0 1

If anyone answers this question choosing one has no respect for other people and their faith.

2006-08-17 17:24:04 · answer #8 · answered by curious 3 · 0 1

MIND OF MENCIA
Did you saw the fight? It's hilarious AND boring.

2006-08-17 14:27:03 · answer #9 · answered by guilty 2 · 0 1

we wouldn't know due to the uncertainty principle

2006-08-17 14:20:17 · answer #10 · answered by the redcuber 6 · 0 1

fedest.com, questions and answers