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2006-08-17 07:03:39 · 17 answers · asked by john 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Just at the moment of climax for me, I let loose a huge fart that was noisy and smelly. My girl at the time could not stop laughing and it busted the moment for me.

2006-08-17 07:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to the nearest hotel.Once in the rooms, the first midget, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREEUUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second midget asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."

The second midget shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"
"I couldn't even get on the bed."

2006-08-17 14:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Got Caught By My Girl's Father.

2006-08-17 14:08:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I came after 2 strokes

2006-08-17 14:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

never had a "emarassing" story. sorry

2006-08-17 14:07:51 · answer #5 · answered by fungurllallthatime 5 · 0 0

me and my girl were arriving to my moms house and whe were in side my truck talking and one thing led to another and whe started having sex all my windows are limo tint so whe didnt see no trouble but when I turned around my mom was looking through the front window so whe got off and she said she thought someone was trying to steal my truck cause it was shaking too much whe never talked about it again

2006-08-17 14:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by crazy 4 somethin' real 3 · 1 0

Well, I was in my boyfriend's parents house with him. We were in his bedroom and I was blowing him, and he didn't shut the door all the way, and his dad walked in. It wasn't really that embarrassing, but that's the closest thing that happened.

2006-08-17 14:09:32 · answer #7 · answered by Pirate_Wench 5 · 0 0

i was with my boyfriend and he had me tied up and he forgot to lock the door his room mate came in and being tied up and all i couldnt even cover up so he seen every thing.

2006-08-17 14:10:00 · answer #8 · answered by sassy1011984 2 · 0 0

my father caught me jacking off when i was 12

2006-08-17 14:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. E 3 · 0 0

never had one! Me and my man actually are so comfortable with each other nothings embarassing.

2006-08-17 14:09:13 · answer #10 · answered by meanlilbitch23 3 · 0 0

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