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2006-08-17 07:03:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

bleh

2006-08-17 07:37:55 · answer #1 · answered by super toilet 2 · 0 1

*A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?



Answer
An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!

*A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and one other - the fox, the goose, or the corn - at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How does he get all safely over the stream?



Answer
Take the goose over first and come back. Then take the fox over and bring the goose back. Now take the corn over and come back alone to get the goose. Take the goose over and the job is done!

*I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black.
I take you there,
But never bring you back.
What am I?

Answer
I'm a Hearse.

2006-08-21 03:25:11 · answer #2 · answered by Kappy 3 · 0 0

You have to go through one of the doors ahead, but you do not know which one is a trap and which one will take you to the path. Two people appear and they both say that they will play a game with you. They say that one of them will tells nothing but the truth, and the other will tells nothing but lies. Knowing this, what question will you ask them in order to find out which door leads to the path? The answer is below; read it from from the end to the beginning:
lying are them of both because them ask can you that question no is there

2006-08-17 18:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by John B 3 · 1 0

You have a fox , a hen and some birdseed. You have to get all over the river on a boat but can take only one item at a time. The fox will eat the hen if left together and the hen will eat the birdseed if left together. How do you get all across the river w/o anything happening to any of the items.

2006-08-17 14:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by daanzig 4 · 1 2

From the bible--"Out of the eater something to eat came forth, and out of the strong something sweet came forth."



Answer--Judges 14:8-15--When Samson later went back to take the woman home, “he turned aside to look at the carcass of the lion, and there there was a swarm of bees in the lion’s corpse, and honey.”

2006-08-17 14:17:50 · answer #5 · answered by brainymonkeey 2 · 0 2

There is a man driving down a freeway in a town painted black (roads, windows, buildings, houses), the headlights in his car are broken, as are all the street lights in town, there is a black dog lying injured in the middle of the freeway, the man swerves just in time to avoid the injured dog, how is this possible?

2006-08-17 14:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by alysinvunderland 2 · 1 2

What is up and down, fast and slow, Big and small, and round and flat, hard and soft, and goes kuthud when you hit it with a baseball bat.

2006-08-17 14:20:14 · answer #7 · answered by Dallas M 2 · 1 0

Whats greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it you die?








***nothing

2006-08-17 15:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by the ocho 2 · 1 1

Twyla, he was driving in the day

2006-08-17 14:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1 1

Ok hilary duff has a little one maddona doesnt have one arnold schwartinager has a BIG one...what am I talkin about?
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a last name LOL

2006-08-17 14:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by a_montana_chick 2 · 0 2

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