A lonely woman clearing out her loft finds an oil lamp she rubs it and a genie?

Question

appears offering one wish.I,d like my cat to be a handsome prince, she says. Her wish is granted.As she falls into her prince's arms,he whispers,I bet you wish now you,d never had me done!.

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Answer 1

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, if they're really small mice...........but don't ask me how they got in there!

Answer 2

A genie grants a woman 3 wishes. He says to her "you may wish for anything you like, as long as you understand that whatever you wish for, your husband will get tenfold"

The woman agrees to this condition and makes her first wish:

"I wish i was the most beautiful woman in the world"

The genie says, "but madam, this will make your husband not only the most handsome man in the world, but 10 times better looking than you"

"i understand" said the woman, "for my next wish i wish i was the richest woman in the world"

The genie replies, "Oh, but this will make your husband the richest man in the world, and ten times richer than you"

"Oh thats okay" says the woman, "whats his is mine and all that"

The genie then says, "right, this is your last wish, use it wisely and please remember whatever you wish for your husband will get ten times over"

"Oh thats just perfect" says the woman, "I wish for a mild heart attack please"

Answer 3

The old ones are always the best!

Answer 4

Very funny LOL

Ha Ha.

Answer 5

Haha, very funny

Answer 6

a black male vampire died and god offer him 3 wish in next life, he told god, he dont want to be black, i still love blood, also love women's bum, his wishes are granted, he turn to be a sanitary towel, in the next life.

Answer 7

i got it after i read it a second time!hahahahahahaha!

Answer 8

nice one

Answer 9

lmao

Answer 10

very good