One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a desert island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thought. As the speck got closer and closer he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly, there emerged from the surf a wet-suited, black-clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the mask, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman. She strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the Irishman, "that is so good, I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." At this, the gorgeous blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips the pocket, removes a flask and hands it to him. The Irishman opens the flask and takes a long drink. "Tis nectar of the gods!” he exclaimed. "Tis truly fantastic!"
At this point, the beautiful blonde starts to slowly unzip the long front of her wetsuit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there, too!"
2006-08-17 06:36:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one
2006-08-17 18:49:59 · answer #1 · answered by ibelieve 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic. Will definitely save.
2006-08-17 14:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the poor guy must be disoriented or he was gay but all in all i rate this joke 10. very nice
2006-08-17 13:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by ratel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!Golf is not a matter of life and death...
...it's much more important than that.
2006-08-17 13:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good.
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2006-08-18 00:15:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow
2006-08-17 13:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by Lalit D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
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LOL, Cute.
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