If only god was a women
Sex would smell like chocolate
Farts would smell like roses
Dogs would smell spring fresh
Babies would come from vending machines
Men would be born with permanent erection
All Women would have the same size breasts
Every food on the planet would be fat free
Men would be born with an off switch
A men's paycheck would be made payable to his wife
Men would inherit the menstrual cycle
Men would come with software to be custom designed
Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife
Men would have built in lie detector on forhead on instant verification of truth
Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches
Sex would last longer then 30secs.
2006-08-17 05:47:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, yes, yes!
2006-08-17 05:52:46 · answer #1 · answered by cows4me79 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just think..........Wouldnt it be a boring world to live in then........?
Even though God isnt a woman but women do have the power to control man with their beauty and sexuality but only some know how to use that to their advantage......Love a men truely and he will do anything for his women.....................I know I would.
2006-08-18 01:38:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-08-17 05:57:23 · answer #3 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel u on this one its so good and true lol
2006-08-20 20:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by Kappy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm just glad it's not true.
2006-08-17 10:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny..lol
2006-08-17 06:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by salmonbelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg..i totally agree
2006-08-17 06:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud gud very gud
2006-08-21 00:58:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kool:) I Love it:)
2006-08-17 06:06:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha - too true!
2006-08-17 06:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by JeyJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋