How about this...
a vegetarian and an atheist were eating lunch... the vegetarian says "I love my God, he protects me from all harm." So the atheist punches him in the face. "Did he protect you from that?"
2006-08-17 05:28:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
At least my joke made sense.
2006-08-17 05:40:38 · update #1
hahahah
I wasn't expecting that...LOL
2006-08-17 05:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My reply to your "joke" is that everyone....atheists, agnostics, Christians, etc. should spend more time being tolerant of the beliefs of others, and less time trying to find things to do and say that show their intolerance and hatred. Just my opinion.
2006-08-17 12:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by clarity 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
See, you just stooped to the other guys level. Prove your point by making one, or continue to look like an a ss.
2006-08-17 12:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by happyfarah88 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2006-08-17 23:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow--you're a genius.
2006-08-17 12:33:12 · answer #5 · answered by TigerLilly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I give that a 2. It's not very funny. Sorry dude.
2006-08-17 12:33:24 · answer #6 · answered by Corn_Flake 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think we should all just get along and not punch people for their beliefs.
2006-08-17 12:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by rabeekay 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lm-ao...that was cute...i needed that...
2006-08-17 12:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by vampire angel 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋